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No homo, but I thought of you and it made me relisten to the MC Serch segment. What a jackass clown that guy was...and he's sunk even further since then. Glad you're doing well.
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Thanks Brotherman. He really is something special. I can't wait for his new track to release so we can all make fun of it together.No homo, but I thought of you and it made me relisten to the MC Serch segment. What a jackass clown that guy was...and he's sunk even further since then. Glad you're doing well.
Master Kakapo is a rapist. USSSSSS!Wwaw Kakapo’s?
I've had one of them already give me aluminum foil at one point. He left it near my backpack and even buried it inside it a little. I'm definitely a part of their little social circle, but not fully trusted yet. Once one of them decides to land on my leg I'll be one of them.Have you tried to gift them something shiny? They love that stuff and will probably bring you shiny things too.
They do that with some nuts too. Masters of using their environment to thier advantage.Ive noticed around me that they will drop snails on the street from the light poles and let the cars run them over to break them and snap them up for grub. Might be another tasty treat you could give them that wont cost you anything.
If you befriend them they might even teach their young that you are a friend. Magpies do that in Australia.I've had one of them already give me aluminum foil at one point. He left it near my backpack and even buried it inside it a little. I'm definitely a part of their little social circle, but not fully trusted yet. Once one of them decides to land on my leg I'll be one of them.
They do that with some nuts too. Masters of using their environment to thier advantage.
Crows watch our every move from a distance and learn how to adapt to some of our behaviors. They're incredible animals. Hilariously smart.
Yup. That's why I'm convinced that Craig is a 2nd generation crow that I've fed. The way he approaches me seems like he got some Intel from a parent, but takes it to the extreme by actually taking food from my hand as the others go crazy crowing at him. They probably think he's fucking nuts.If you befriend them they might even teach their young that you are a friend. Magpies do that in Australia.
Craig might be the alpha or something. Maybe he doesn't let the others touch you because he sees you as "his".Yup. That's why I'm convinced that Craig is a 2nd generation crow that I've fed. The way he approaches me seems like he got some Intel from a parent, but takes it to the extreme by actually taking food from my hand as the others go crazy crowing at him. They probably think he's fucking nuts.
It's possible he's like Simba and the future head of the group. He's young compared to the others. He had pink around his beak fairly recently which is the signs of a juvenile. Even when he's not taking a food from my hand he's always closer than the others. They always keep a good 6 feet away from me but Craig is sometimes less than a foot away from me foraging in the grass and shit. He even makes subtle noises that aren't loud enough for the others to hear, but loud enough for me to hear. He definitely thinks I'm a weird looking crow.Craig might be the alpha or something. Maybe he doesn't let the others touch you because he sees you as "his".
Fawkin' bird tawk weekend.
How Craig sees you:It's possible he's like Simba and the future head of the group. He's young compared to the others. He had pink around his beak fairly recently which is the signs of a juvenile. Even when he's not taking a food from my hand he's always closer than the others. They always keep a good 6 feet away from me but Craig is sometimes less than a foot away from me foraging in the grass and shit. He even makes subtle noises that aren't loud enough for the others to hear, but loud enough for me to hear. He definitely thinks I'm a weird looking crow.
Majestic as fuck.
We definitely have the same smile.
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