Two disgusting fags: one, a giant, man-faced, colossal, nigger-IQ-having, linguistically acute but otherwise intellectually vacuous, opulent, gold-digging asshole who thinks that people who work are “teh sheeps of society”, and another who’s just a saggy jowel-faced, pudgy, scoliosis-stricken, geriatric, washed up midget worm with a few hundred grand in the bank.
WE NEVER WANT TO THINK WE WERE SO WRONG ABOUT A PERSON!
I’m so glad that Saggy Worm Fag Norton has to put up with this giant, wide-shouldered, Aryan autist’s unhinged, Buffalo Bill/Frankenstein-voiced tantrums while he pretends to play grandpa to “her” and comfort it.
This asshole is 56, looks older than my 70 year old dad btw, and has never lived with someone ever since moving out of his parents’ place when he was young. Very well adjusted, healthy male.. especially with trannies urinating on his face throughout the 90’s to late 2010’s.
This other asshole is 27.. 27.. he/it is 27.. and Norwegian.. and transgender.. and 27.. and Norwegian.. and did I mention transgender?? And Norwegian, and incessantly repetitive! This asshole lived off his failure parents supposedly on a giant Aryan hillbilly farm yet according to his insta pics, it’s actually just some little cottage woodsy suburb, is proud to have never had a job, has no degree, trade school certifications, work history, or FFS, which he/it needs more than any of the aforementioned. Also, it’s transgender.. and Norwegian, and dick, dick, dick! Balls, balls, balls, penis! Vagina icky!!
“Boy am I glad I cheated on and broke up with crazy but hot Jen Carmody for this giant, irritating, alien-horse-faced faggot I call a wife! My career is really on the up and ups! Starting a podcast five years too late once my Chip enterprise died was resplendent timing! As is my imminent firing from a dying entertainment medium where I’ve only had 300 listeners for a decade!!! Eat your heart out Rogan! I don’t dream about pushing my “wife” through the body-sized window near my kitchen with that pissing dog in his hands as they both fall to their splatters deaths! Married life is swell! I’m glad I’m dating my transgender Aryan grandson Sven from Ren & Stimpy! Time for a Columbo reference for 46 minutes! The kids love that like they love their CD Walkman players! I’ll bet I could influence elections like Rogan and Elon, after all, I met Trump too, even though I voted for the lolbertarian! Where’s my thickest belt and a doorknob?”
-Perenially Miserable, Saggy Worm Asshole Norton
