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We're rolling into 2026 because we're a year ahead here in Canada. That's how we were able to make that spaceship arm thing. The future is now!
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian New Year Spectacular Megathread
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We had a year 0 unlike stupid Americans. (This joke doesn't work in two different ways)
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Actually Koreans are born 1 year old and change age in February regardless of birth age. So you can be 2 years old at a month old. It's actually hard for a kindergarten teacher. There's a giant difference in maturity between students.
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That's so fucking stupid and Asian.
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I meant 1 year old. I suck at typing. As is traditional on Canadian new year's my hand is still fucked.
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It's still dumb and chinese
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Well I don't think they had a concept of 0. So being born 1 makes a little sense. And everyone having the same birthday... Makes things efficient. I don't know. I really like Korean culture so I won't shit on its peculiarity. There's weirder shit.
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I like North Korean culture.
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They smoke tones of cigarettes and drink beer so they're fine by me. Also they have a shit tonne of artillery. That's kind of cool.
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Btw Kim Jong Uns biggest mistake is investing in nuclear weapons rather than artillery. He could easily destroy Seoul in 10 minutes with a little maintenance. He doesn't need ICBMs.
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I went to Paju once (across a river and a mountain from the north) I didn't do a tour or anything. I just went as far north as I could and it was the quietest thing I've ever heard. I don't know if they poison birds or something. It was like being in a soundproof booth.
Edit 1: I didn't know how fucking close I was to the border btw until I arrived.
Edit 2: I just went cuz of a romance movie I liked. Yes. I liked a romance movie.
Edit 1: I didn't know how fucking close I was to the border btw until I arrived.
Edit 2: I just went cuz of a romance movie I liked. Yes. I liked a romance movie.
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Were you like in nature or was there other shit around? When I'm in the woods and it goes quiet like that it creeps me out because birds all shut up when there's a predator around, so there's likely a bear or mountain lion watching me and I just peace out as fast as I can without running. Don't they have tigers and shit there? You might've almost got eaten and probably oblivious Mr. Magoo'd your way out of it.
Not even that long ago I had my dog outside late at night for a shit and he stopped dead and pointed at the woods while he was sniffing and then just froze. I haven't felt dread like that in a long time. I picked the dog up and walked back to the house. I came back out and barked at the treeline and something flinched but didn't run. I have no clue what it was, but something was 100% there and it filled me with like "holy fuck, please God, no" type of dread and I don't get like that often. Gut instincts are so real and I'm pretty sure something or someone in the trees had some bad intentions.
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So the edge of Paju is comparable to any town on lake Michigan. The population is low. There are no jobs. Everyone is pissed. Every bit of housing is being demolished. But it's just always quiet. Maybe the birds have artillery too and don't want to give away their position.
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Everyone is Canadian unless they are gay. And if they are gay they can apply for a license to be Canadian but only outside the greater Niagara region. Hamilton is okay.
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What Turk said. I'd let you post even if you didn't have your gay license, but I don't write the laws. Yet.
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We are strongly fighting in this region to allow gays in with more ease. Unfortunately Welland will not relent.
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The guy in red looks and talks exactly like me in highschool. Like. Exactly.
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Like I had that fucking shirt. I bought it at Conestoga Mall and wore it every day for years.