🇺🇲 The Abe Vigoda American Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread🇺🇲

[Turk February]

#Canada2025

Did you know Canada has the right to participate in Eurovision Song Contest because the CBC is an associate member of the European Broadcasting Union. I'm unironically going to apply in 2026 or 2027.

 

[Turk February]

Celine Dion won in 88 but she represented Switzerland. I want to represent Canada.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If this goes over one page I'm deleting it.

There needs to be a rule directed at The Canadians about posting consecutive 3 or 4 comments in the same thread. See Abe’s 4 in a row below and Turk in like half of the threads.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

There needs to be a rule directed at The Canadians about posting consecutive 3 or 4 comments in the same thread. See Abe’s 4 in a row below and Turk in like half of the threads.
View attachment 233396

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It kind of tickles me that the American Thanksgiving thread was not only started by a Canadian but like 90 percent of the posts are by Canadians. Hoppity hoppity your holiday is Canadian property.

It’s not even fucking Thanksgiving until next week.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

It’s not even fucking Thanksgiving until next week.

It's still Canadian Thanksgiving

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You’re the only non offender.

 

[Turk February]

It’s not even fucking Thanksgiving until next week.

Thanksgiving lasts 690 days a year. Sorry you stupid Americans still use a 24 hour clock.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Thanksgiving lasts 690 days a year. Sorry you stupid Americans still use a 24 hour clock.

24 hour clock works because usually 16 hours after getting off of work we have to go back. Welfare queen.

 

[Turk February]

24 hour clock works because usually 16 hours after getting off of work we have to go back. Welfare queen.

We here in Ontario have 10 hours a day broken into 100 minutes. It's more pragmatic.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

We here in Ontario have 10 hours a day broken into 100 minutes. It's more pragmatic.

What’s the earliest time that you can DoorDash beer?

 

[Turk February]

What’s the earliest time that you can DoorDash beer?

4,20. But if you're crafty you can get it as early as 69

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

4,20. But if you're crafty you can get it as early as 69

Oof, just let that one sit there.

 

[Turk February]

Oof, just let that one sit there.

I did. It's still fucking hilarious. You just don't get it.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Get ready to strap your belts to your hats and do whatever it is that you people do.

Thread will be deleted on Tuesday. Because unlike Canadian Thanksgiving, American Canadian Thanksgiving is not forever.

The ring around my cock head smells sour and I kinda like it

 

[Turk February]

K

The ring around my cock head smells sour and I kinda like it

The ring around your cock was made in China by a gay man so you're gay now. Gay.