THE 2024 NFL SEASON THREAD

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Raiders?

Suck as usual.

 

[wbgreen]

I wish the Nigger Felon League allowed tie games. I don’t want to watch overtime. I’m sleepy and want to go to bed.

I already brushed my teeth!

 

[Beavis]

I’m in a survival pool at work and 20 of the 60 people are already out because they picked the Bengals. My plan is to pick the Panther’s opponent each week.

 

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Have we talked about the Seahawks? Can we talk about the Seahawks? I want to talk about the Seahawks.


What the fuck was that? Two fucking safeties? In the first half???? I hope this coach gets the boys in line, speaking of line that O line is FUBAR.

Rebuilding season is officially in season?

 

[Kinderman]

Have we talked about the Seahawks? Can we talk about the Seahawks? I want to talk about the Seahawks.


What the fuck was that? Two fucking safeties? In the first half???? I hope this coach gets the boys in line, speaking of line that O line is FUBAR.

Rebuilding season is officially in season?

Great call from Mike in Auburn, worried about the O-line

 

[Cuphead]

I’m in a survival pool at work and 20 of the 60 people are already out because they picked the Bengals. My plan is to pick the Panther’s opponent each week.

This was my strategy this week and I already won my pool

 

[chocolatehellhole]

me vs CHH already on Thursday. Looking forward to it!

Pretty gay that they don't have to play in stifling heat.. where's my home field advantage?? Fuck!!

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Tyreek Floyd

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He was no angel

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Tyreek Floyd

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He was no angel

The cops were kinda annoying but they don’t like you rolling your fully tinted window up on them lol. I think it’s pretty easy to tell the cop put on leave was probably the second one that tried to force him to sit down on the curb

 

[Rick Roblinson]

We got any Jets fans here? Nice 84 yards of total offense at halftime, stupid.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Keeping Hall in and pulling Rodgers is pretty funny

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Favre did the Jets thing better, Rodgers is forever in his shadow

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

To be fair, tyreek who? Is a stud and a terrible person but id love him on the bills. Imagine Josh Allen telling him to run as fast as possible and seeing if he can throw it 70 yards.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

The cops were kinda annoying but they don’t like you rolling your fully tinted window up on them lol. I think it’s pretty easy to tell the cop put on leave was probably the second one that tried to force him to sit down on the curb

The whole scenario was very Reno 911-ish

 

[Kinderman]

WWAW Deshaun Watson getting hit with another sexual assault lawsuit?

I think he did it, because I believe rape made him better at football. He was raping to his heart’s delight in Houston, and look how he played. Now he can’t rape in Cleveland, and he fucking blows. It’s the only reasonable explanation.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

WWAW Deshaun Watson getting hit with another sexual assault lawsuit?

I think he did it, because I believe rape made him better at football. He was raping to his heart’s delight in Houston, and look how he played. Now he can’t rape in Cleveland, and he fucking blows. It’s the only reasonable explanation.

Fucking asshole could have just just looked at amp.com and avoided all of this

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Me and @chocolatehellhole should have a weekly football podcast tbh

 

[TruckstopBeefers]

Gruden break down, missed this guy

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Tee hee, I cheer for sports like a housewife.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Tee hee, I cheer for sports like a housewife.

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