THE 2024 NFL SEASON THREAD

[Cuphead]

Fucking thing sucks

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

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I still don’t know why he’s wearing steampunk gear.

 

[Ladynyahh]

What's the next part of the script? Chiefs win the big game, Kelce retires and he and Taylor get married?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I was right. Bills are a cursed franchise and likely will never win anything.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I was right. Bills are a cursed franchise and likely will never win anything.

And Josh Allen is a fag that manipulates refs by pretending to slide, Mahomes just does it better.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Fuck! Go bills but more importantly go eagles!!! I shan’t be watching it

Welp, here is why the Bills lost. Anytime Pat roots for something it shits the bed. You can thank Pat for that loss.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Welp, here is why the Bills lost. Anytime Pat roots for something it shits the bed. You can thank Pat for that loss.

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Thanks Pat

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Welp, here is why the Bills lost. Anytime Pat roots for something it shits the bed. You can thank Pat for that loss.

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I hate him even more now.

 

[wbgreen]

Pat thinks the Packers have a shot next year.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

What's the next part of the script? Chiefs win the big game, Kelce retires and he and Taylor get married?

Mahomes scrambles, refs ignore blatant holding. He finds Kelce, who jukes six would-be tacklers. Kelce powers his way into the end zone as time expires. Yellow and red confetti begins to fall. Kelce runs to Swift, drops to one knee, and proposes. They kiss, then she lifts her Chiefs jersey to expose her visible baby bump. On her stomach is written "it's a boy!". The NFL is forever ruined.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I still don’t know why he’s wearing steampunk gear.

Joe Burrow isn't much less flamboyant these days with his fashion

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

Fuck the Chiefs. I hope they die in a plane crash. For full blown AIDS since they are pedophile faggots.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Mahomes scrambles, refs ignore blatant holding. He finds Kelce, who jukes six would-be tacklers. Kelce powers his way into the end zone as time expires. Yellow and red confetti begins to fall. Kelce runs to Swift, drops to one knee, and proposes. They kiss, then she lifts her Chiefs jersey to expose her visible baby bump. On her stomach is written "it's a boy!". The NFL is forever ruined.

I might be making this up but I felt like they were doing the fumble rooski ads during the terrible calls against the bills

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Pat thinks the Packers have a shot next year.

They have the same Steelers mentality of draft, develop, keep everything the same unless you have to change it, no flashy moves or throwing away draft capital, no overpaying stars that aren't essential. It's good for 7-10 wins but you're never good enough to win in the playoffs and never bad enough to draft a guy that can. They're even less likely to change than the Steelers because they're basically the communist wing of the league

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

What happened to running an actual play instead of just going for buttfucks every fourth down?

it was like the definition of insanity to keep doing the shit that didn't work...what was it 5 times?

I wonder if the play callers got rattled when Allen came out off the jump and almost threw two picks on first possession because there seemed to be a lack of passing plays.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

So...is everyone excited to see a 35-year-old Taylor Swift performatively jumping up and down like a schoolgirl each time the Chiefs score at the Super Bowl?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Why don't these guys just get high-end hookers?

 

[Cuphead]

Why don't these guys just get high-end hookers?

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Won't be seeing him no more

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Why don't these guys just get high-end hookers?

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So so so so so getting a hard-on during a massage is "inappropriate sexual behavior"?

I didn't read the article, what are they actually accusing him of?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Won't be seeing him no more

Or Cleveland will give him a huge guaranteed contract