The 2024 Milwaukee Marathon and Half-Marathon is Saturday, April 13

[Kurt_Love]

Kinda weird how Pat gave up running as soon as Carol Maxheinie called him out for his suspicious marathon times.

That mustang hoodie pic and the tweet above about the true test of a man being that last mile of half marathon show what he was trying to larp for. He took a cab around the course like Stanley Hudson then did a queer 15 yard sprint for the cameras and crowd thinking he was going to become a motivational legend. Instead a gay guy caught him cheating and he quit pretending to run entirely.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I would give ANYTHING to see Dan run the marathon with a faster time than Rick in PRIME TIME SHAPE.

Or Carol in a thong

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Not even joking, he has breasts. Look at those things. They're a solid B cup, maybe a C.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

I will never understand why he would take selfies and put them on social media. There’s nothing attractive about him and he has full blown tits in that one. Narcism is an amazing thing.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

I will never understand why he would take selfies and put them on social media. There’s nothing attractive about him and he has full blown tits in that one. Narcism is an amazing thing.

Nice narcissism, stupid

 

[Kurt_Love]

I will never understand why he would take selfies and put them on social media. There’s nothing attractive about him and he has full blown tits in that one. Narcism is an amazing thing.

He honestly thinks nerd girls see that and think he looks like Brian Urlacher

 

[firstimelongtime]

He's delusional about his "pecks."

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He's delusional as to the purpose of these photos. No one wants to see them, so why bother? I can't think of a use, other than the unintended "My pet retard escaped again - have you seen him?" Reddit posts.

 

[TorpidSloth]

His need to present himself as athletic, despite clear evidence to the contrary, is just weird. He really is nuts.

 

[Udders]

It would take turbo autism but I'd love to see who finished behind Pat.

 

[Honoria]

It's so funny that a guy who looks like this wants to be filmed/photographed constantly, took endless selfies, and put his face on any podcast/TV show that would have him. I don't know if he genuinely doesn't think he looks bad based on the most recent bar interview where he somehow set it up so he looked worse.

Also the corn on that shirt looks like a penis.

 

[TheStinkySomali]

He didn't run a half marathon. It was a MINI marathon. Like his mini penis.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

It would take turbo autism but I'd love to see who finished behind Pat.

It would be funnier to show a lineup of old or fat women who beat him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I will never understand why he would take selfies and put them on social media. There’s nothing attractive about him and he has full blown tits in that one. Narcism is an amazing thing.

Just imagine how many he’s taken just to decide “that’s the one!” I believe his phones camera roll is nothing but selfies. He’s a woman which is why Niki married him - hes the closest thing to a woman without being one. Technically he’s a “man” but acts like a sassy woman so Niki can claim to be bi since he’s a little of both.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His need to present himself as athletic, despite clear evidence to the contrary, is just weird. He really is nuts.

I’ve noticed the “I bench 250” lie has dropped from his usual nonsense. Funny how he’s gotten larger in the head and gut while his arms are still tiny.