The 1st Annual Comedy Central Roast of Literary Criticism

[guest]

Pat says this is a forum full of racists. But this board is actually very diverse: It looks like the 50s space program.

Speaking of diverse, Cuntfucker. Where's Cuntfucker? There he is. Cuntfucker, we get it: you don't like patposters. I don't like Indians but you're not going to hear me whine about them every 3 weeks. It's actually every day, in the Indian Hate Thread.

Nah but I kid, I'm not racist. Unlike Toni. That guy's so racist his house looks like the 50s space program.

Alright, who else we -- Oh, The 7th Guest is here. If you glowed any harder, you'd look like an out of control nuclear reactor in the 50s space program.

Martin is a faggot.

This bit...this is not my kinda bit.

 

[Caverlock]

Hmm...harrumph....wonderful acting, Josiah. There hasn't been such a tour de force since I portrayed Tuxedo Onlooker in Crocodile Dundee 2. Hmmph, harrumph.