The 1st Annual Comedy Central Roast of Literary Criticism

[guest]

Pat says this is a forum full of racists. But this board is actually very diverse: It looks like the 50s space program.

Speaking of diverse, Cuntfucker. Where's Cuntfucker? There he is. Cuntfucker, we get it: you don't like patposters. I don't like Indians but you're not going to hear me whine about them every 3 weeks. It's actually every day, in the Indian Hate Thread.

Nah but I kid, I'm not racist. Unlike Toni. That guy's so racist his house looks like the 50s space program.

Alright, who else we -- Oh, The 7th Guest is here. If you glowed any harder, you'd look like an out of control nuclear reactor in the 50s space program.

Martin is a faggot.

 

[captain_kamala]

you ever seen the movie hidden figures

 

[Brooke Shields]

listen here folks, @captain_kamala has the eyes of an eagle, the wisdom of an owl, and is as cunning as a raven

Ladies and Gentlemen, this woman is a retard!

 

[guest]

captain_kamala: The only thing you're a captain of is the local psych ward. And by captain, I mean "person all the doctors rape".

 

[captain_kamala]

captain_kamala: The only thing you're a captain of is the local psych ward. And by captain, I mean "person all the doctors rape".

because i'm sexy as fuck no matter how crazy i am

 

[IanHalperin]

Nice roast, stupid.

 

[Random username]

Can I interject with a heart felt "nigger"?

 

[captain_kamala]

Can I interject with a heart felt "nigger"?

no

 

[Pat the Simp]

because i'm sexy as fuck no matter how crazy i am

I think Rick may have you beat in the breast department. He is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Can I interject with a heart felt "nigger"?

Speaking of Nigger Dre, has he gotten back from the store with Kools yet?

 

[Random username]

no

Now I feel slighted. Be better with a pic of that ebony asshole.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

because i'm sexy as fuck no matter how crazy i am

only the hottest patients get spit roasted by orderlies at night while their kids are in state custody

 

[Snake]

you ever seen the movie hidden figures

 

[Pat the Simp]

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Where's the stink lines and flies?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"It must be tough living around all those loud, overbearing Jews."--Colin to Judy Gold

 

[captainjapan]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

So... Paul. Paul Weimer. Is Paul here tonight? Fucking Paul. For those of you who, uh ... fuck. For those of you who don't know ... Paul Wei - Paul Weimer, he's, uh .... he's a camera guy, right? What do you call 'em? A camer- FUCK.

A photographer. Yes. Thank you!

Anyway, Paul's a photographer, right? He, uh... takes a lot of pictures. Heh heh. He takes, uh ... he works with kids on this, and I asked him, "Hey Paul, is it hard sometimes? Working with kids?"

And Paul says, "oh yeah. All the time. But I wear baggy pants so they don't notice it".

What, too real?

 

[guest]

Look at this dais. Bunch of Jew-hating motherfuckers. The only nigger they like is Bamseed and she's a quadroon. Hey Bam, why do you talk smack about CuntFucker? I'm surprised. If his dick was any blacker you'd go on a date with it to Sizzler.

 

[captain_kamala]

Look at this dais. Bunch of Jew-hating motherfuckers. The only nigger they like is Bamseed and she's a quadroon. Hey Bam, why do you talk smack about CuntFucker? I'm surprised. If his dick was any blacker you'd go on a date with it to Sizzler.

his dick is the size of my thumb

 

[Random username]

his dick is the size of my thumb

This don't look like your asshole pic to.me. sniff.