That's for the second draft

[Udders]

His aspirations are so adorable.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Best Boy - Brianna Wu

Key Grip - Dominic Franchetti

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Hello, Patrick? This is the President of Hollywood. We found your screenplay in our world famous "script writing competition" where you made it all the way to the quarterfinals! Turns out you're pretty ok at all this creative writing stuff. Do you hear that? It's everyone clapping. Welcome to Hollywood, Pat. Can I call you Pat? You're going to be a star!

 

[RickReternal]

You can tell this is a authentic Tomlinson "joke" because its not funny

They get fat because they’re retired? He’s so exhausting and hard to follow. God what a dumbass.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

@TorqueWheeler, could you get the rights to this and have Charlie Kaufmann turn it into something devastating about the Pattiverse?

Pat claims he has someone shopping it around town already but I can't seem to find anyone who has ever heard of it.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I know this is from one of fatso's books but what was the context? Anyone have that passage because it sounds hilariously cringe. I remember the character was basically parting himself on the back for not fucking her

Enjoy this masterpiece of racist child pornography for yourself.

"And young. So young."

 

[DooDooBrown]

I’m sure he thought he was being very smart, but origami cranes don’t really unfold. He may as well say she unfolded like a paper airplane.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He’s like Eric the Actor. Willing to work during a strike if someone is buying.

Also like Eric, he’ll respond to any sort of engagement on Twitter lol.

DUMB FUCK, I AM NOT MEDICALLY OBESE

 

[guest]

Enjoy this masterpiece of racist child pornography for yourself.

"And young. So young."

How the fuck isnt this well more known? This is worse than "theyre pretty big for kids!". This sick fuck.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Enjoy this masterpiece of racist child pornography for yourself.

"And young. So young."

“Slipped back into old habits” with an adolescent… Pat belongs with AntH and Joseph: in HELL!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Also like Eric, he’ll respond to any sort of engagement on Twitter lol.

DUMB FUCK, I AM NOT MEDICALLY OBESE

Him being one of like 400 people following Ore Ida French fries on twitter is still funny.

 

[fusciasomething]

Enjoy this masterpiece of racist child pornography for yourself.

"And young. So young."

“not good”

 

[HotAnus]

Wrong again. It's currently undergoing beta testing as all scripts do.

 

[Oghenechovwe]

Enjoy this masterpiece of racist child pornography for yourself.

"And young. So young."

It's Lolita. In space.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Enjoy this masterpiece of racist child pornography for yourself.

"And young. So young."

If I were to ever read this piece of shit, I'd assume the author is a pedophile.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

If I were to ever read this piece of shit, I'd assume the author is a pedophile.

I'm not sure what else you could think.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm not sure what else you could think.

"...I bet this guy's obese."

 

[EraGodless]

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Oh, I think you're at the end Patrick- no more screenplays, publishers, and agents for you, Pig Newton.

 

[EraGodless]

It's Lolita. In space.

Fucky sucky for protein bar and broken tablet. I guess inflation gets a lot better in 400 years.

 

[EraGodless]

They get fat because they’re retired? He’s so exhausting and hard to follow. God what a dumbass.

Pat is writing from experience. Write what you know, amirite?