That wasn’t a dare. It was a warning.

[RickReternal]

I really don’t understand what he’s saying here. Happy New Year to all da guyz on da forumz.

 

[Lard Glug]

As our Lord and Savior Chip Chipperson would say, “Dat don’t make no sense!
Happy Dew Year one and all!

 

[Turk February]

Is Pat speaking out against the Biden administration? Provocative and subversive.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

That reads like a post from a 45 y/o depressed wine mom

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Fake toughguy fat cunt. Perhaps this year he dies in a car fire

 

[quasi101]

This sounds like stochastic terrorism rhetoric

 

[HomeRunCumia]

If you take out "2024" and insert "Pat" it makes sense...

 

[Turk February]

is it a method man reference? Did he mean "take it as a threat or better yet it is a promise?" Drunk Pat is so confusing.

 

[Kinderman]

I’m sure the robust sales of “A Christmas Carnage” will turn 2024 into a real humdinger for Jennifer.

 

[Caverlock]

Makes as much sense as spoonfeeding someone their teeth.

 

[chewtoycock]

Yeah, I don't get it either. Is this the year he takes off the mittens his SpEd handlers put on to keep him from really hurting himself?

 

[guest]

Fat loser needs to stop faking cyber crimes.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

D

As our Lord and Savior Chip Chipperson would say, “Dat don’t make no sense!
Happy Dew Year one and all!

Dvv dvv!

 

[Phish]

We got an appearance from 80s action movie Pat already and were not even 5 hours into 2024. Season 6 is shaping up nicely.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Of course his first tweet of the year is him being a complete fucking asshole. Fat retard still believes he's "important".

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Pat, 2024 will the same as 2023. You'll continue to be a prolific lolcow.

He's such a faggot. Might as well wear emo makeup and read doom poetry.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Typical Pat. Starting the new year drunk and miserable. Im sure pat wont change a thing to help his situation.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Weimerposting? He might be drunk and forgot he's supposed to act tough online.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Typical pat, he can't put over any one else's humor so he just responds by being dead serious, like a true funny man.

 

[OinkPiglinson]

He could have a great 2024 if he just fucking stopped responding to every troll with that copypasta. Everybody in his life keeps encouraging it and I can't figure out why. Jackie is simple enough, she's using his self destruction to further her career, but I don't understand why Niki doesn't make him stop. Maybe she wants him dead so she can marry a woman.

Patrick gets attention from us and he obviously thrives on it, good or bad is irrelevant to his narcissism. The only people willing to tell him to shut up and quit fighting with Twitter are the trolls. That makes us his only real friends. How pathetic is that?