Thanks for the photoshop template you tubby dunce.

[Easily_Remembered]

A fucking PowerPoint presentation. This is what he's been doing instead of writing a book or having a job.

John Snyder busted his ass at work all week, then took Ade and the kids out for dinner last night.

This morning, Ade woke up early to make everyone breakfast, while they make their plans for the day.

Meanwhile, Pat can't wait to make a presentation to a bunch of genetic dead ends and broken people about how jealous he is of Elon Musk.

 

[Cuphead]

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He looks like a middle schooler about to give a shitty presentation.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He looks like a middle schooler about to give a shitty presentation.

Which is basically the scenario.

 

[Cuphead]

Which is basically the scenario.

No those presentations are better

 

[ChildlessHambino]

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Sometimes it’s the simpler ones that get a niggas ribs.

 

[PogromStallone]

Thank you Rabbi

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The Cumia tattoo is fucking genius.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im guessing pat watched Aliens recently on Disney+. He went and bought this too small tshirt on amazon and now cant stop referencing it. Pat should be starting his presentation on space propulsion right this moment.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Thank you Rabbi

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Call me crazy but this large photo seems to show that pat didnt shake well after using the bathroom before this photo and dribbled some pee that soaked his jeans.


That is what underwear is for Pat.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I fucking hate the way he always puts his hands on his hips like a little girl taking her soccer team photos.

The hands on the hips pose is to make him not look fat, It’s why so many women all put their one hand on their hip when taking photos. Pat knows all the famous “MySpace angles” fat women have been doing for years. Plus holy shit are his arms tiny, that home gym was money well wasted.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Diets high in salt cause the body to retain water. Water retention causes swelling and puffiness in various parts of the body, including the face. This may give the illusion of excess facial fat. People who suspect they are sensitive to fluid retention should try to avoid foods with a high salt content.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The hands on the hips pose is to make him not look fat, It’s why so many women all put their one hand on their hip when taking photos. Pat knows all the famous “MySpace angles” fat women have been doing for years. Plus holy shit are his arms tiny, that home gym was money well wasted.

Its the same pose he did in that red smokey the fascist shirt.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[DominusOdium]

Somewhere he's explaining to everyone who will listen that we are just jealous of his success doing PowerPoint presentations on topics he has no expertise in to a roomful of smelly child molesters.

Pat.. Nobody could be jealous of this pathetic display. That's just your delusion again. And it's getting worse.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Nobody ask any con goers what they thought of Pats presentation

 

[FurBurger]

Nobody ask any con goers what they thought of Pats presentation

His facial expression gets me every time. That mix of pain, and need, and resolving to get through it to get to the good part.

His eyes are unfocussed, directing his attention forward of him, out of his body and away from the pain; but it's partly concentrated in the middle of his forehead to distract him from what's happening at his other end.

Michelangelo can go fuck himself; this is art.

 

[BudDickman]

His facial expression gets me every time. That mix of pain, and need, and resolving to get through it to get to the good part.

His eyes are unfocussed, directing his attention forward of him, out of his body and away from the pain; but it's partly concentrated in the middle of his forehead to distract him from what's happening at his other end.

Michelangelo can go fuck himself; this is art.

That is the exact face he had while running the marathon in his Mustang hoodie.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I bet he made to sure to have his twitter mentioned multiple times. Probably even had pictures of his tweets that he claims “upset” Elon Musk to the point of getting off twitter for a couple hours. Elon (like many people) has a life outside of twitter and that isn’t something piggy can relate to or understand.

 

[NoBacon]

 

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