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Teaching Pat about the internet

MySecondFatterAccount

Breakfast Corn
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He just makes shit up as he goes, it’s a jumble of things he’s heard on tv / movies. Remember felony suicide demands? Not a real thing.


Investigated for having a 20min texting conversation.

I cant wait til pat goes to court again. He is going to royally fuck it up again with all his accusations that wont hold water.
 

Imager

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How Patrick thinks it's gonna go down:

JUDGE: Patrick, why is it when you tell these people to stop messaging you and that it's a felony, you keep messaging them back?

PATRICK: It's because they are evil Nazis and I need them to know 100% that they've not just committed one felony, but many hundreds. Thanks for letting me clear that up. Now go ahead and declare them guilty and sentence them to 1000 years per felony committed so I can get home as I am not 25 years old and don't close courtrooms anymore.
 

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Pringle Can Lothario

Sir...don't do that!
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Thank you, sir. The (((internet searches))) weren't pulling up the name for me.
 

Pringle Can Lothario

Sir...don't do that!
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under law enforcement investigation for

We're dealing with a literal retard ova here.
Experienced LEO here...I'll translate to fat fuck.

No, we, aren't, going, to, waste, resources, invest, igating, made, up, crimes, that, you, pieced, together, from, a, crim, inal, minds, episode, and, that, show, with, Ice, T, and, that, always, frowning, bitch, that, had, the, hot, mom, who, was, de, capit, ated, by, a, truck, bump, er.
 

MySecondFatterAccount

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Experienced LEO here...I'll translate to fat fuck.

No, we, aren't, going, to, waste, resources, invest, igating, made, up, crimes, that, you, pieced, together, from, a, crim, inal, minds, episode, and, that, show, with, Ice, T, and, that, always, frowning, bitch, that, had, the, hot, mom, who, was, de, capit, ated, by, a, truck, bump, er.


 
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Experienced LEO here...I'll translate to fat fuck.

No, we, aren't, going, to, waste, resources, invest, igating, made, up, crimes, that, you, pieced, together, from, a, crim, inal, minds, episode, and, that, show, with, Ice, T, and, that, always, frowning, bitch, that, had, the, hot, mom, who, was, de, capit, ated, by, a, truck, bump, er.
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^ PCL getting his line in while on the job
 
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