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Stones in glass houses, child.
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TEACHER HATE THREAD
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I'm honestly more surprised you didn't quote the part where I mentioned the teacher couldn't spell.
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I forgot. You also made another obvious mistake but the moment has passed.
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It’s a mindfuck when you get to college and realize that all the education students are the dumbest, drunkest whores on campus (along with nursing) and those are the people in charge of teaching you stuff all the way up to that point.
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In retrospect, I really don't hate any of my teachers. There's many I still think of fondly- the worst I can say is that I had a few teachers that pretty much mailed it in and did the bare minimum.
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I sold weed to 3 of my teachers by the time I was a senior in high school.
One was such a cool guy, and it wasn't only because he passed me with no issues, he genuinely enjoyed teaching you shit. No matter the subject, if you asked a question, he would work with you to figure out the answer.
He was an Algebra teacher and would answer mine and other kids questions without hesitation, even if he was in the middle of explaining an equation and a little simple spic like me asked "why are clouds white?" after I raised my hand and he called on me.
I think that's why he knew I had some good fucking weed.
One was such a cool guy, and it wasn't only because he passed me with no issues, he genuinely enjoyed teaching you shit. No matter the subject, if you asked a question, he would work with you to figure out the answer.
He was an Algebra teacher and would answer mine and other kids questions without hesitation, even if he was in the middle of explaining an equation and a little simple spic like me asked "why are clouds white?" after I raised my hand and he called on me.
I think that's why he knew I had some good fucking weed.
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reminds me of how embarrassed I was when I told my parents my teacher was niggardly.
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In 2nd grade, we were doing an art activity and my teacher kept me through recess for some reason, saying she’d let me go out once I finished. I worked on it a little bit more and brought it back and she said no again. So I went back to my desk, worked on it a bit more and then brought it back up. Out of nowhere, she screamed at me.
“You know why I kept you in? Because it’s UGLY, now get outside.”
With my feelings hurt, i head outside and finish out the rest of the day upset.
The next day I find two movie tickets in my cubby. I was confused by this - why would I be given movie tickets when I just got yelled at yesterday? I assumed it was a mistake and they were meant for the girl next to me because it was her birthday and I have them to her.
Later, I randomly told my teacher I gave them to the girl and she just stared at me and told me to sit down. Obviously I was a lost cause and completely oblivious to the bribe.
I still don’t know why she was so mad at me that day but i plan to ask if I ever see her again.
“You know why I kept you in? Because it’s UGLY, now get outside.”
With my feelings hurt, i head outside and finish out the rest of the day upset.
The next day I find two movie tickets in my cubby. I was confused by this - why would I be given movie tickets when I just got yelled at yesterday? I assumed it was a mistake and they were meant for the girl next to me because it was her birthday and I have them to her.
Later, I randomly told my teacher I gave them to the girl and she just stared at me and told me to sit down. Obviously I was a lost cause and completely oblivious to the bribe.
I still don’t know why she was so mad at me that day but i plan to ask if I ever see her again.
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In middle school I purposely threw a basketball at a mincing substitute gym teacher, who was a man named Michelle, and got him in the nuts so hard he doubled over.
Teachers, who needs em
Teachers, who needs em
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My fourth grade music teacher once told us the following joke.
A guy named Benny was walking on the railroad tracks, and a train was approaching. Another guy shoved him aside at the last second and saved his life. Then a few years later, Benny died. He was cremated. The moral of the story is, a Benny saved is a Benny urned.
A guy named Benny was walking on the railroad tracks, and a train was approaching. Another guy shoved him aside at the last second and saved his life. Then a few years later, Benny died. He was cremated. The moral of the story is, a Benny saved is a Benny urned.
You think that’s bad, my dad was the assistant principal at my elementary school. I had to prove to everyone there that I wasn’t a narc so that meant getting trouble and plus I’m a funny nigga so you know I had some great bits going. Got sent to my dad like 10 times for fighting mostly, Jesus that always sucked cock. Once was for swinging on the rope on the flag pole, that one was bad. Maybe that’s why I’m not friends with the man these days
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One more. In high school we had a gym teacher that looked like Obama. He coached volley ball. He was fired after a few years after getting caught fucking two of the hotties in the team in a supply closet. Worth it.
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I keep forgetting to post in my own thread... 
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One of our high school teachers was dying of brain cancer and the school would not insure her fully for cancer treatment unless she kept working. Keep in mind I was going to high school in basically the highest tax bracket in NY but whatever. School was drowning in money. But they made this poor teacher work because her insurance contract required it. She would wear a giant bright wig because she lost all of her hair and change her wigs every week to something new.
She taught physics and theoretical physics and the courses were brutal. But if you passed them you could use them as college credits. So if you took four of her courses in high school, you would be two years ahead in theoretical physics before you even began university which was insane.
She had a system where she would read all of our test scores out loud to the entire class starting from highest to lowest. So she would start like "Andrea Smith.....97" down to "Louis Beans.....25". And announce to everyone that you had failed. So when you passed but your friends had failed it was impossible not to laugh. If you laughed at any point she would make you solve some impossible problem on the chalkboard and berate you for being wrong. And she loved to call anyone who made mistake an idiot and everyone hated her.
Once her cancer became really bad she was smoking pot that one of the former students had sold her. She would sit at her desk for the day and not work while someone else taught. Then she just was like the guys from the Sopranos working construction where she would just show up and lounge in an office while others worked her classes. But we knew that she was smoking weed because her clothes reeked of it which was yet another reason we would laugh and get punished. Because her eyes would be blood red and with those stupid pink wigs she looked like a Dr. Seuss character.
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You went to school in NY, but you call it "university?" I thought only fags, Brits, and Canadians called it that
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She took my fuckin gushers, bro. Sitting there, minding my own business, rubbing myself to Manny Santos.
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I mostly had pretty cool teachers. I was the favorite a few times without ever being a kiss ass. Two cunts jump to mind though: grade 5, the teacher was a stupid Newfie bitch who would legit fuck with me to purposely make me freak out. I kicked a door off one of the hinges at 10 years old because this cunt told me I wasn't allowed to go on a ski trip (which she didn't even have the authority to do). She stopped fucking with me after she made me call my mother at work to tell her I was being a bastard or something. As soon as I heard my mom's voice, I threw the phone right at that cunt's mouth as hard as I could and just walked away. I wanted to knock her fucking teeth out but she just had a fat lip. My mom told her she deserved worse and to never bother her at work again.
The other one was my grade 10 English teacher. She wasn't nearly as bad but she was a man-hating butch dyke and she'd give all the guys a "try me" tough guy attitude like she wanted to fight. I always just wanted to be like "I hope you realize I could knock you the fuck out." I shoulder-checked her in the hall one time because she was staring me down. She didn't do or say shit at the time, she just looked embarrassed and fucked off. She tried to get me in shit with the principal later and I just kept saying it was an accident.
I hate women.
The other one was my grade 10 English teacher. She wasn't nearly as bad but she was a man-hating butch dyke and she'd give all the guys a "try me" tough guy attitude like she wanted to fight. I always just wanted to be like "I hope you realize I could knock you the fuck out." I shoulder-checked her in the hall one time because she was staring me down. She didn't do or say shit at the time, she just looked embarrassed and fucked off. She tried to get me in shit with the principal later and I just kept saying it was an accident.
I hate women.
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You make another account for posting shit like this or stick with the Abe roleplay you fucking schizo.