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Taylor Swift fans wearing adult diapers so they don’t miss a second of her concert

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I’m just glad despite everything else in the media, the biggest pop star in the world is a blonde white woman with XX chromosomes.
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I don't think my brain would allow me to piss in my pants even if I tried. The Ozzy concert I went to he played for four and a half hours. I wasn't drinking though. Getting drunk at a concert seems pretty retarded to me and I'm an alcoholic. I had my pocket picked at a fucking GnR concert that I didn't even want to go to. If you keep your wallet in your back pocket, stop. Keep it in the front by your dick. I'm not kidding.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I've said it before, but this chick is too gangly and shapless for me to find her attractive to the level that most people do. If she ever rested her bent elbow on your midsection she'd cut into a vital organ. She has a beautiful face, whatever. Look at Flavia. Facially, she looks like Wayne Newton but she has a body that looks great in clothes at least. 9/10.
 
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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I don't think my brain would allow me to piss in my pants even if I tried. The Ozzy concert I went to he played for four and a half hours. I wasn't drinking though. Getting drunk at a concert seems pretty retarded to me and I'm an alcoholic. I had my pocket picked at a fucking GnR concert that I didn't even want to go to. If you keep your wallet in your back pocket, stop. Keep it in the front by your dick. I'm not kidding.
I had my iPhone stolen at a music festival 3 days after I bought it. Thankfully I didn’t cancel the insurance yet. Verizon does that shit to you. I had it in my pocket instead of my sock. Eventually they caught some guy a month later who stole a bunch of phones. I wasn’t driving 6 hours to get it back.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I had my iPhone stolen at a music festival 3 days after I bought it. Thankfully I didn’t cancel the insurance yet. Verizon does that shit to you. I had it in my pocket instead of my sock. Eventually they caught some guy a month later who stole a bunch of phones. I wasn’t driving 6 hours to get it back.
I had my wallet and the ticket to the concert taken. My buddy wanted to just leave but I forced him to go to the concert. It was at some amphitheater so I basically got to see the show from outside anyways. It stunk. There was also a baseball diamond not far away so when I got too pissed off I just ran the bases. When my buddy found me I was all dirty and scraped up from sliding in shorts. Other than that, I just walked around mean-mugging and being angry.

The whole thing was my friend's fault, btw. Whenever I've gone to a big concert you go to your seats and fucking stay there. This cunt absolutely had to go to McDonald's first and I got all my shit taken out of my asscheek-pocket in the packed line. And had no clue. I'm getting pissed off thinking about it. Any time I do anything with that particular friend, it goes bad in a way that I can always blame on him. His ex wife has told me that she's thought about me fucking her and I would if he wasn’t like a brother to me. He's actually more like a disappointing son despite us growing up together and him being a few months older. He's just impossibly stupid and I'm perpetually shaking my head at his bullshit.

Edit: my other buddy pointed out afterwards that dipshit could've pulled up my ticket on his phone and got me in without the physical printer-paper ticket that got yoinked. That one stupid friend has been nothing but a detriment to me and I can't help but love the fucking idiot. He doesn't know any better, like Chef Adam Libby.
 
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Harry Powell

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Now that Jenna's famous I'm following gossip websites and such and Taylor drama is crazy.

So she broke up with some dude and started dating the lead singer of the 1975 (who were the musical guest on Jenna's SNL episode!) But her new boyfriend went on The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown minus Stav) and talked about how much he likes the porn website ghetto gaggers, which is shitty white guys violently facefucking black hos.

Needless to say the Swifties decided to form a union. Their demands have me howling.

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There’s no way that TSFU stuff is real
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Also my favorite bit of gossip this week is the unnamed A-list actor who threatened to rape the homosexuality out of Elliot Page.




People are mildly speculating it's Miles Teller but I want it to be drunk Chris Pratt so badly. I can just picture a sloshed Chris Pratt saying "I'm going to fuck you to make you realize you aren't gay" thinking he's being cute and charming.
This confused little girl has a book coming out so she’s ramping up things that didn’t happen to get attention. Ellen is also claiming a totally real almost attack happened to her in Los Angeles that is very close to Jussie Smollett’s “Maga country” bullshit.
 

Roslyn Vampire

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This confused little girl has a book coming out so she’s ramping up things that didn’t happen to get attention. Ellen is also claiming a totally real almost attack happened to her in Los Angeles that is very close to Jussie Smollett’s “Maga country” bullshit.
Honestly this is such a made up story.

Ellen Page was NEVER interesting. She starred in some interesting movies but then had nothing to say and it always felt like she was too shy/cool to be around the industry. Now, Elliot Page is even less interesting and has to make up bullshit to be relevant.

Bono's daughter (Eve Hewson) is the same way; untalented boring actress who came out as non-binary and makes fun of everyone calling her a "nepo baby" to make her seem relevant.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Honestly this is such a made up story.

Ellen Page was NEVER interesting. She starred in some interesting movies but then had nothing to say and it always felt like she was too shy/cool to be around the industry. Now, Elliot Page is even less interesting and has to make up bullshit to be relevant.

Bono's daughter (Eve Hewson) is the same way; untalented boring actress who came out as non-binary and makes fun of everyone calling her a "nepo baby" to make her seem relevant.
Here’s the story of the “transphobic attack”

You’re telling me some crazy trans phone recognized a short dyke that looks like an ugly little boy who hasn’t been a known name in movies since 2010’s Inception? She peaked with Juno which was 2007 or 2008. Now she has to come up with “they’re trying to kill me because I’m different!” Don’t forget she went on Colbert and got attention for crying about what happened to Judie Smollett and she cried this happens to her and her friends all the time yet Jussie was full of shit
 
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