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LOL nobody wore diapers to a fucking Taylor Swift concert. It's obviously bullshit, a story planted to make Taylor Swift and her gay fans seem bigger and more important than they actually are.
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I’m just glad despite everything else in the media, the biggest pop star in the world is a blonde white woman with XX chromosomes.
I've said it before, but this chick is too gangly and shapless for me to find her attractive to the level that most people do. If she ever rested her bent elbow on your midsection she'd cut into a vital organ. She has a beautiful face, whatever. Look at Flavia. Facially, she looks like Wayne Newton but she has a body that looks great in clothes at least. 9/10.
I had my iPhone stolen at a music festival 3 days after I bought it. Thankfully I didn’t cancel the insurance yet. Verizon does that shit to you. I had it in my pocket instead of my sock. Eventually they caught some guy a month later who stole a bunch of phones. I wasn’t driving 6 hours to get it back.I don't think my brain would allow me to piss in my pants even if I tried. The Ozzy concert I went to he played for four and a half hours. I wasn't drinking though. Getting drunk at a concert seems pretty retarded to me and I'm an alcoholic. I had my pocket picked at a fucking GnR concert that I didn't even want to go to. If you keep your wallet in your back pocket, stop. Keep it in the front by your dick. I'm not kidding.
I had my wallet and the ticket to the concert taken. My buddy wanted to just leave but I forced him to go to the concert. It was at some amphitheater so I basically got to see the show from outside anyways. It stunk. There was also a baseball diamond not far away so when I got too pissed off I just ran the bases. When my buddy found me I was all dirty and scraped up from sliding in shorts. Other than that, I just walked around mean-mugging and being angry.I had my iPhone stolen at a music festival 3 days after I bought it. Thankfully I didn’t cancel the insurance yet. Verizon does that shit to you. I had it in my pocket instead of my sock. Eventually they caught some guy a month later who stole a bunch of phones. I wasn’t driving 6 hours to get it back.
I like to see her sell out a TGI Fridays for 3 straight nightsTGI Fridays
There was also a baseball diamond not far away so when I got too pissed off I just ran the bases. When my buddy found me I was all dirty and scraped up from sliding in shorts
Now that Jenna's famous I'm following gossip websites and such and Taylor drama is crazy.
So she broke up with some dude and started dating the lead singer of the 1975 (who were the musical guest on Jenna's SNL episode!) But her new boyfriend went on The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown minus Stav) and talked about how much he likes the porn website ghetto gaggers, which is shitty white guys violently facefucking black hos.
Needless to say the Swifties decided to form a union. Their demands have me howling.
No, I don’t.Remember when she was dating a Kennedy scion and actually bought a home next to the family compound before shit was even serious?
They want money for being fans?Jesus fucking Christ. Has to be a bit. Just look at the LGBTQ acronym with like 20 extra letters and asking for compensation/reparations. I'm embarrassed I fell for it.
This confused little girl has a book coming out so she’s ramping up things that didn’t happen to get attention. Ellen is also claiming a totally real almost attack happened to her in Los Angeles that is very close to Jussie Smollett’s “Maga country” bullshit.Also my favorite bit of gossip this week is the unnamed A-list actor who threatened to rape the homosexuality out of Elliot Page.
Elliot Page: A-List Actor Said ‘Iâm Going to F*ck You to Make You Realize You Arenât Gay’
Elliot Page recalled being propositioned by an unnamed male actor in an act of homophobia.www.indiewire.com
People are mildly speculating it's Miles Teller but I want it to be drunk Chris Pratt so badly. I can just picture a sloshed Chris Pratt saying "I'm going to fuck you to make you realize you aren't gay" thinking he's being cute and charming.
Honestly this is such a made up story.This confused little girl has a book coming out so she’s ramping up things that didn’t happen to get attention. Ellen is also claiming a totally real almost attack happened to her in Los Angeles that is very close to Jussie Smollett’s “Maga country” bullshit.
Here’s the story of the “transphobic attack”Honestly this is such a made up story.
Ellen Page was NEVER interesting. She starred in some interesting movies but then had nothing to say and it always felt like she was too shy/cool to be around the industry. Now, Elliot Page is even less interesting and has to make up bullshit to be relevant.
Bono's daughter (Eve Hewson) is the same way; untalented boring actress who came out as non-binary and makes fun of everyone calling her a "nepo baby" to make her seem relevant.
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