Tall Tales Tomlinson (Vintage)

[Turry Fawks]

Both of my parents did their graduate work at a university that employed a lot of physicists and chemists that worked on the Manhattan project as professors afterwards. These guys were PhDs, the smartest of the smart and even they had no idea what was going on until the bombs went off.

Kind of blows up the whole idea that a conspiracy is impossible if it involves thousands of people. If only two or three of those people know what's happening because they're the ones who set it in motion then the rest of them can't snitch.

 

[Steve Ramone]

"The Manhattan Project" was what old man Tomlinson named his plan to suck cock in New York during the 70s.

Nary a cock went unsuckled that decade. Birth rates plummeted because men just ran out of cum.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Manfattan more like

I am become Fat. Eater of worlds

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

My grandfather raped Pat's grandfather for being a dumb piece of shit.

It was a different time.

raping implies Grandaddy tomlinson wasn't willing. he was. he loves the cock

 

[Farmer Brown]

Both of my parents did their graduate work at a university that employed a lot of physicists and chemists that worked on the Manhattan project as professors afterwards. These guys were PhDs, the smartest of the smart and even they had no idea what was going on until the bombs went off.

Chicago?

 

[Turk February]

raping implies Grandaddy tomlinson wasn't willing. he was. he loves the cock

Not true, sir, My grandfather was a famous sick fuck, people called him "Brutal Taras Gerasimov of Khimki Forest". The things he did are unspeakable, even to the kinkiest queer, and he was finally hanged in 1964.

 

[AliceWorquer]

An electrician wouldn't even know what he was working on because the entire thing was compartmentalized. Even granting that this is true his granddaddy didn't plan the Manhattan Project and probably just wired up one of hundreds of necessary components, possibly just hardware for testing, etc. Maybe he wired up a part of a bomb but it means fuck all, really.

It's amazing how he can turn the smallest grain of possible truth into a great big pearl of horseshit, and then genuinely believe that it grants him authority.

 

[The Talking Dead]

What have YOU done with your life you fat nothing?

He's sold many dozens of books, stlaker. I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Bhagavad Pita

 

[Racist Google Intern]

My grand daddy flew in the mud to normandy while making the atom bomb with only his kegal muscles.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Wow thats pretty crazy he was a valuable enough electrician to work on the fucking nukes but in 1944 they just pulled him to send him to Normandy. Sounds plausible.

Where does he get off lying like this. Even if this shit were real WHO CARES? What have YOU done with your life you fat nothing?

Even if any of it is true, Pat’s dad was still born and raised in Bumfuck, WI, married a shrill cunt and bounced from job to job to raise his 1.7GPA failure in the most rural town imaginable.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Grandpa worked on the Manhattan Project and dear old dad spent time in queens.