Tall Tale Pat spins another yarn about his father

[fricklefrackle]

Also a master leathersmith.

Don't forget master electrician and wizard.

 

[guest]

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Hes such a weird fucking dude.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

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Rodeo rider? Trucker? Horse trainer? Jeez Louise, tell me your dad sucked a lot of cock back in the day without telling me your dad sucked a lot of cock back in the day! Did he work in a steel mill, too?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

He’s used that “at every level” phrase to describe expertise before. I think it had to do with his toy building. It’s some sort of crutch or tell that means he’s spouting bullshit.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

He also worked at NASA on the moon landings and at Sony where he developed the PS2

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

DIY Roofer and Roofing Instructor to the fat and mentally challenged.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

DIY Roofer and Roofing Instructor to the fat and mentally challenged.

author of the book Roofing for Trainables

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Rodeo rider? Trucker? Horse trainer? Jeez Louise, tell me your dad sucked a lot of cock back in the day without telling me your dad sucked a lot of cock back in the day! Did he work in a steel mill, too?

let's just say he had a neatly-maintained mustache

 

[EraGodless]

Rodeo rider? Trucker? Horse trainer? Jeez Louise, tell me your dad sucked a lot of cock back in the day without telling me your dad sucked a lot of cock back in the day! Did he work in a steel mill, too?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He couldn't have done it all without his side kick

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Pat, his dad, mom and even the fucking cat were all certified in kicking ass and taking names. If Pat wrote a book compiling all of the Tomlinson family lore, I'd actually read that.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Papa Clown seems to have had more jobs than Homer Simpson, but then again so does Rick. He's had whatever job a tweet needs him to have for 5 to 10 years. Bit odd.

 

[Will Tate]

So the faggot rodeo clown is to blame. Hope that Reddit guy never finds Tommy-Tom's cell number.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

What I'm seeing here is that one of the rooms in the old Tomlinson household is "a fucking arsenal" which seems potentially illegal and worth the local authorities checking into.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

For someone that hold their father in such high regard, Pat never even attempted to be a good father to his own child. I bet behind closed doors Pats parents are disappointed in Pat for running away from his fatherly responsibilities and they never get to meet their own grandchild.

 

[guest]

What I'm seeing here is that one of the rooms in the old Tomlinson household is "a fucking arsenal" which seems potentially illegal and worth the local authorities checking into.

The Tomlinson household is in the town of Gayco

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Still can't get over the fact they named him Tommy Tomlinson. He comes from a long line of retards