Tall Tale Pat spins another yarn about his father

[Clint Ruin]

Firearms instructor for three decades, at every level

Tall tale pat, show me ANYTHING that backs up he was a certified instructor "on every level" for like, five years. Don't even have to prove the whole thirty, just start with 5.

 

[Meownaw]

This is like "my mother was a psychiatrist so I know mental illness better than you, child" all over again.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat has shot thousands of .700 Nitro Express rounds. Cool.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

This is why you don’t convince anyone Rick. You use the “I would know, my father does X.” line of argument that kids learn doesn’t work in high school. Nice middle school debate skills, stupid.

 

[Sputnik]

Your father spent 30 years sucking dicks behind your mothers back and when she found out she snapped and turned you into this mess. Sad story, read it in a magazine.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

His father was a carney working the shooting gallery with the rodeo

 

[captainjapan]

Pat's Father sent 100s of cumshots downrange of Pat's asshole.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Sure, PaT... and this is why even Reddit fags were shitting on you for not knowing how to properly hold a gun. FaT, lying dope.

 

[EraGodless]

Firearms instructor for three decades, at every level


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Tall tale pat, show me ANYTHING that backs up he was a certified instructor "on every level" for like, five years. Don't even have to prove the whole thirty, just start with 5.

Mr. Tomlinson

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Reminder that PCJ holds a gun like a trained shoote and Pat holds the gun like a scared fruit.

 

[MonsterSteve]

*insert picture of Rick holding the gun with his tongue out all retarded like*

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

another piece of evidence for next time there's a mass-shooting

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

He taught people how to fire hot loads down his throat

 

[Gay Faggot.]

What’s Tommy Tomlinson’s Resume? I’ve got electrician, rodeo “performer”, farmer I think?, now firearms instructor. What’s yours fatty? Fat?

 

[guest]

So electrician, mechanic, rodeo rider, firearms instructor...which one of the Village People's characters has Papa Tomlinson not been?

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

His dad sounds like a Midwestern Joe Cumia Sr, cum-drinking included.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Also a master leathersmith.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

So electrician, mechanic, rodeo rider, firearms instructor...which one of the Village People's characters has Papa Tomlinson not been?

didnt he say he worked on windmills too?

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1171576708903948288

 

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I'm guessing this was in response to someone saying he wasn't blue collar or something but Fat still can't help throwing in the subtext that his family were better than their peers.