Suspended or Dead?

[CarolMaxheinie]

suspended or dead? Well, if he found a strong enough cable, it could be both!

 

[guest]

suspended or dead? Well, if he found a strong enough cable, it could be both!

Thanks Carol. This made me giggle

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"Hey Krassenstein, my new WiP is Christmas Carol meets American Psycho... IN SPACE!!!"

"ARE YOU SERIOUS???"

"Don't just stare at it, phaser it."

 

[guest]

"Don't just stare at it, phaser it."

Do you like The Foo Fighters?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"Don't just stare at it, phaser it."

I got a reservation at space Dortia

 

[Meownaw]

I never get what I want so I voted suspended

 

[Will Tate]

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Oh, I wonder if this Tiny Tim is out for revenge... Literally aired last month

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I haven't watched this, but I hope this whole Rock is Tiny Tim with a shotgun-crutch was done tongue-in-cheek because the only way I can accept that picture in my reality is if they did a remake of Scrooged and this was the live Christmas Carol show the network staged instead of Mary Lou Retton flipping around like a retard, an action movie to try and draw viewers away from reruns of Die Hard.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Are you serious? We dropped your ass months.…no, years ago.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

More absolute schlock that will go nowhere. Might as well publish a book of your Tweets since that’s the only thing anyone even remotely gives a shit about, you fat, ugly cunt.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Reminder, this is his WIP:

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I bet his agent is fucking baffled at why he bothered taking such a no-imagination-or-talent zilch on in the first place.

It’s a bloody rampage….

It’s about the Christmas spirit.

A bloody Christmas story, like Die Hard in the 19th century.

“God bless us, everyone, motherfucker!”

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Piggy has been quiet for few hours maybe its charm school night or Tyrone is over watching and waiting to cleanup

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Piggy has been quiet for few hours maybe its charm school night or Tyrone is over watching and waiting to cleanup

some bartender child probably ground up a few dozen benadryls in a beer to calm the Human Hog

 

[guest]

suspended or dead? Well, if he found a strong enough cable, it could be both!

"wrong stlaker child, I only need a standard cable or rope. I've already checked."

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Why do retarded fat fucks insist on being stupidly vague?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Why do retarded fat fucks insist on being stupidly vague?

"Hey, did you hear about the Coke bottle?"

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

suspended or dead? Well, if he found a strong enough cable, it could be both!

 

[Clint Ruin]

I haven't watched this, but I hope this whole Rock is Tiny Tim with a shotgun-crutch was done tongue-in-cheek because the only way I can accept that picture in my reality is if they did a remake of Scrooged and this was the live Christmas Carol show the network staged instead of Mary Lou Retton flipping around like a retard, an action movie to try and draw viewers away from reruns of Die Hard.

I saw it and it was played as over-the-top satire. I think the Rock was just poking fun at the kind of shitty movies he himself makes. Rick saw that commercials and was like "that, but played dead seriously".

 

[TorqueWheeler]

"Hey, did you hear about the Coke bottle?"

Ironically this man, known professionally as Fatty, looks considerably less fat than Pat these days.

 

[guest]

Fat has obviously never read David Copperfield. He lives in Suffolk, Plymouth and Switzerland, but never London. And all three of those books are set between 20-30 years before 1863. Scrooge is an old man in A Christmas Carol (which was set in the late 1830s.) Presumably he was the world's oldest murder victim in Fat's imaginary timeline.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"Hey, did you hear about the Coke bottle?"

The difference is Fatty Arbuckle was innocent will Farty Fucknuckle is a creep

Fat has obviously never read David Copperfield. He lives in Suffolk, Plymouth and Switzerland, but never London. And all three of those books are set between 20-30 years before 1863. Scrooge is an old man in A Christmas Carol (which was set in the late 1830s.) Presumably he was the world's oldest murder victim in Fat's imaginary timeline.

And dollars to donuts (which pat will devour) all the characters will speak like cockneys