Suspended or Dead?

[garbageman2244]

Rick hasn't tweeted in more than four hours. He hasn't even hidden our returning hero's reply to his begging for book sales yet. We know he's not working, at the gym, or watching TV because he tweets while he does those things, so has he died or did Twitter put him in the corner for being a bad boy again? I woke up to a 12 hour ban this morning for using the term retarded over a month ago, so maybe they're finally catching up with the mass false reports.

 

[RobertMewler]

He's on the phone with Resto discussing the next hearing and the Google quash.

 

[garbageman2244]

He's on the phone with Resto discussing the next hearing and the Google quash.

In that case, I hope, for Brinton's sake, that the SFWA hasn't cancelled the credit card he has on file.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Rick hasn't tweeted in more than four hours. He hasn't even hidden our returning hero's reply to his begging for book sales yet. We know he's not working, at the gym, or watching TV because he tweets while he does those things, so has he died or did Twitter put him in the corner for being a bad boy again? I woke up to a 12 hour ban this morning for using the term retarded over a month ago, so maybe they're finally catching up with the mass false reports.

He tweets while eating so it's not that too

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Vague Pat emailed his agent. He can’t believe Pat emailed him because he has nothing going on and his “new project” is on spec because nobody wants to work with him.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Reminder, this is his WIP:

I bet his agent is fucking baffled at why he bothered taking such a no-imagination-or-talent zilch on in the first place.

 

[Will Tate]

Reminder, this is his WIP:

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I bet his agent is fucking baffled at why he bothered taking such a no-imagination-or-talent zilch on in the first place.

'Cause why bother coming up with characters of your own?

 

[guest]

TFW you email your agent and ask about the screenplay that's been optioned to Hollywood and his reply is "Are you serious?"

#amwriting #onspec

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Reminder, this is his WIP:

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I bet his agent is fucking baffled at why he bothered taking such a no-imagination-or-talent zilch on in the first place.

His agent said “are you serious” because his latest work is so bad it’s beyond Pat’s usual dreck. Or he asked about his recent work only to be told he started a new project for the 100th time with zero results.

 

[Will Tate]

His agent said “are you serious” because his latest work is so bad it’s beyond Pat’s usual dreck. Or he asked about his recent work only to be told he started a new project for the 100th time with zero results.

His agent said "are you serious" because he thought he'd never have to hear from Pat ever again.

 

[guest]

Reminder, this is his WIP:

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I bet his agent is fucking baffled at why he bothered taking such a no-imagination-or-talent zilch on in the first place.

Victorian-Lit reboots are so hot right now

 

[42069]

He’s lying every time he takes a beating he makes up a story that makes him look good

 

[AntSucks]

Nice originality, Porky Pat

 

[EraGodless]

Vague Pat emailed his agent. He can’t believe Pat emailed him because he has nothing going on and his “new project” is on spec because nobody wants to work with him.
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Are you serious, Pat? Because this icefishing in Space idea fucking sucks.

 

[guest]

His agent said "are you serious" because he thought he'd never have to hear from Pat ever again.

"Hey Krassenstein, my new WiP is Christmas Carol meets American Psycho... IN SPACE!!!"

"ARE YOU SERIOUS???"

 

[AntSucks]

Oh, I wonder if this Tiny Tim is out for revenge... Literally aired last month

 

[Easily_Remembered]

So basically he's been reduced to writing Family Guy-level "humor".

Damn, Pat. Not only are you further in obscurity that Nana and Norton, but their book sales triumph yours combined.

Plus they both have a far better chance of ever banging Anica.

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

What else is he going to say?

"Your books suck ass and you need to lose weight, stupid?"

You never shit on a former client, even if they're an untalented douchebag that you know won't draw you a dime. It'd be unprofessional and most people care about their professional reputation.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Nice originality, Porky Pat

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That just proves there's a market for it. I'm sorry you're too stupid, child.