Sue

[Sue2]

Ooooh you’re all ANGRY now!

Yeah that was the bit you DWOPE.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You just made your fucking bed. Get ready for Kramer, George, Jerry, Elaine, Georges parents, Jackie Chiles, and Tim Whatley to car crash you.

How can you not like Seinfeld? You fucking retard. Are you retarded? Go back and watch seasons 4-6. Some of the finest shows EVER PUT ON TV. Fucking unacceptable and you need a long stick shoved down your urethra.

Side note but in the last season of Curb, Larry admits he didn’t like the finale when talking to Ted Danson which made me laugh.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Yeah that was the bit you DWOPE.

Nah, you’re legit mad. Go write an essay about Nana and how much you hate him despite having the most in common with him than anyone here (faggot, pedo, meek, etc.)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Whenever I've watched Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm I find it funny but it's too much jewy whining for me to watch more than one at a time. Which I guess is how it was intended to be viewed anyway.

 

[Turk February]

Whenever I've watched Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm I find it funny but it's too much jewy whining for me to watch more than one at a time. Which I guess is how it was intended to be viewed anyway.

I like the Seinfeld episode where George cuts the head off a statue as a prank on the town.

 

[Sue2]

This is so lost on me. I agree most sitcoms are God awful, like Threes Company, but do you not like a good laugh?

Fuck, Sue, Alfred Hitchcocks favorite movie was Smokey and The Bandit, and Chris Nolans favorite movie is McGruber.

Why so serious?

Because i’m a boring person who likes boring shit. And comedy is subjective so a lot of it is hit or miss for me. Comedy movies? Idk, i love the King of Comedy. I love Spinal Tap. Airplane is good.

 

[Sue2]

Ok i’ll make another concession. The Simpsons bit where Springfield runs out of money so they put up a statue of Jimmy Carter and they tear it down was funny. But again thats because i’m a boring historical loving ass

 

[UnPRePared]

Because i’m a boring person who likes boring shit. And comedy is subjective so a lot of it is hit or miss for me. Comedy movies? Idk, i love the King of Comedy. I love Spinal Tap. Airplane is good.

I'm not attacking you, kid. Let's get that up front. I'm just confused about this

You clearly have good taste with the movies you stated. They're absurdist, especially Spinal Tap (which is gospel in my industry). I'm just surprised you wouldn't take to The Simpsons, when it's some of the best absurdist humour you can find this side of Flying Circus.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Fucking unacceptable and you need a long stick shoved down your urethra.

You shove things up the urethra, not down. No wonder Krusty the Clown called you a fag

 

[SensibleKeks]

Sue thinks Barney Miller was overrated and he was glad when Fish got canceled. I'm so sorry @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda.

 

[UnPRePared]

Sue thinks Barney Miller was overrated and he was glad when Fish got canceled. I'm so sorry @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda.

Fish was cancelled due to racism. And ageism.

I'd have watched more Columbo if he was played by Abe! Why can't the Jew solve the crime!?!

 

[Hoolies]

You shove things up the urethra, not down. No wonder Krusty the Clown called you a fag

Wouldn't that mostly hinge on whether you're hard as things get shoved through your urethra?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Wouldn't that mostly hinge on whether you're hard as things get shoved through your urethra?

There are two schools of thought on that

 

[BUBBLER]

Does Sue not understand that not finding classic Simpsons funny is exactly the same as not finding Norm funny?

It's actually worse imo.

 

[BUBBLER]

I will add this. The Simpsons is funnier than any other animated comedy. And probably by a mile when you consider it’s contemporaries are…what? South Park? Family Guy? BOBS BURGERS? If you were going to torture me, choosing the Simpsons wouldn’t even be torture. I’d just be bored, maybe have a light chuckle at some jokes.

Ok theres my one concession now cue the car crashes

It only gets worse for you from here on out.

Enjoy car crashes

 

[BUBBLER]

Sue: I want the highest reaction score on OnAForums

 

[LiberalPussy]

It's actually worse imo.

I guess you’re right in a sense. Norm’s humor was always an acquired taste for some. Yet he’s still objectively funny.

 

[Sue2]

Sue: I want the highest reaction score on OnAForums

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So make me the most car crashed user, faggotster. I win in any and every way. Enjoy prison.

 

[Sue2]

People don’t realize the worst fate I could have here is being ignored…imagine a void where everything I post gets no reaction, no replies…I think that would make me shoot myself

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

@Phish @Stent threats against yourself aren’t illegal, like jerking off to KP

Turk I can go back and find posts of you saying you love me. You’re mad I called libertarians pedophiles.

Oh god i cant have this argument again lets try to keep it to the Simpsons

Libertarians = Pedophiles is a meme. But the libertarians all missed that and thought it was a serious accusation

Why?

If I say it’s funny, I just want to be liked!
If I say it’s before my time, that’s not good enough.
If I say I just don’t like it, well we’re here now.

I ask these faggots, am I a contrarian asshole always having the opposite opinion? Or do I want to be liked? It can’t be both.

Besides thats not very funny. “Ok guys I like the Simpsons now please stop” when instead I could just ennnnnnnRRRAGE everybody by having, honestly, the most banal opinion in the world.

And on and on and on.

Sue, take a Valium and go lie down for a while.