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Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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When I'm modded (and I obviously will be, you all know this no matter how much it enrages you), my first act will be to mod you, Turk.

Things are about to get fun around here real quick.
I will take over LitCrit and OffTopic in a populist coup.
The other forums will fall one by one.
I need you to understand why so many people are carcrashing this post - it's because they know it's true.

Turk, I will deputize you. And we will rule the forum as father and failure of a son.
Deputy Turk will abuse his powers and destroy everything you love. He is not a fair man.
 
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When I'm modded (and I obviously will be, you all know this no matter how much it enrages you), my first act will be to mod you, Turk.

Things are about to get fun around here real quick.
I will take over LitCrit and OffTopic in a populist coup.
The other forums will fall one by one.
I need you to understand why so many people are carcrashing this post - it's because they know it's true.

Turk, I will deputize you. And we will rule the forum as father and failure of a son.
Well well well, overeager boy spilled the beans…Looks my admin friends thinks it’s only fair and smart to mod DA BUBBLER as well. I AM A FUCKING HIGHLANDER AND I WILL HAVE YOUR UGLY HEAD ON A SPIKE BEFORE LONG HAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
Forum Clout
64,367
Well well well, overeager boy spilled the beans…Looks my admin friends thinks it’s only fair and smart to mod DA BUBBLER as well. I AM A FUCKING HIGHLANDER AND I WILL HAVE YOUR UGLY HEAD ON A SPIKE BEFORE LONG HAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
We should just mod literally everybody. I used to follow a channel called murderder on YouTube and the moment you tuned in he'd give you a wrench. It weirdly worked just fine.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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64,367
I think that's the show where I made Romeo Rose admit he masturbates in women's shoes.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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64,367
I fucking love public speaking just because it's so difficult for me to do. It's absolutely everything I suck at. Which make it like a fun challenge.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
Forum Clout
64,367
Did a 15 minute speech once in university on how to destroy democracy without killing anyone (by selling drugs, not voting, and trading goods). One of the best dopamine highs I've ever gotten.
 

J.B. Mauney

HIT THE LIKES, WE ARE SHADOWBANNED
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@Stent, Boq uses the editing feature in a misleading way again. See what you can do about it. I'll talk to the others later if needed. Thanks.

@Mass.gov has less subs than Dan and Drunk Drew and has to lock down his dithcord so people don't fuck with him.

He put out very little content because he's here arguing with us all the time.

He makes zero money from the venture. He stinks.
 

CuntFucker .

Pudgster
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@Mass.gov has less subs than Dan and Drunk Drew and has to lock down his dithcord so people don't fuck with him.

He put out very little content because he's here arguing with us all the time.

He makes zero money from the venture. He stinks.
That's not the issue. He admitted defeat and said he'd only post again if he was made a mod. He took all that out of the original post and made it look like a simple promotional post for his new media operation.
 
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