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This. It's down like 5% between Friday and today. Big fuckin' whoop. It's not even considered a correction until like 10%. No matter how much you hate reporters, it's not enough.The media is absolutely giddy reporting on this. People were foaming at the mouth for this to happen. 4 years of rooting for a recession, we finally have a correction, and people are rushing to say “I knew it!!!”
I love the people praying for a collapse as if it will benefit them, too. At it's worst, in 2008, the housing market only fell 30%. None of those calling for collapse will be able to afford a house then. In fact, they'll probably be in a worse position relative to the market. That's what collapses are.This. It's down like 5% between Friday and today. Big fuckin' whoop. It's not even considered a correction until like 10%. No matter how much you hate reporters, it's not enough.
It's down under 3%.
Joe finally got a seasonal paycheck job and now he’s crying about where the money taken from taxes goes.What’s political firebrand Rick have to say about it? I’ll withhold judgement until I let him tell me what to think.
Based on Joseph Cumia’s input though it looks pretty fawkin bad
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Good thing I follow the Cumia creedo: it’s all FN’s faults!
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LMAO at this old faggot thinking he’ll retire to Norway. Sure, moo. Sure.
He's worse than Jim Cramer with his takes.
Why not Switzerland, Joe? Or Monaco? Norway is one of the most expensive countries to live in in the world. It's also basically impossible for someone like him to get residency there, let alone citizenship, so he wouldn't be entitled to healthcare or any social benefits. I get that it's never going to happen, but how does the fantasy play out in his head? The logistics of it? He thinks he'll sell the bungalow in LI and have enough left over to buy land in Norway lol. How can such an old man have such a childish understanding of the world?What’s political firebrand Rick have to say about it? I’ll withhold judgement until I let him tell me what to think.
Based on Joseph Cumia’s input though it looks pretty fawkin bad
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Good thing I follow the Cumia creedo: it’s all FN’s faults!
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LMAO at this old faggot thinking he’ll retire to Norway. Sure, moo. Sure.
He’s a fucking idiot who visited the country for half a day on vacation and it “looks nice”. Braindead retard.Why not Switzerland, Joe? Or Monaco? Norway is one of the most expensive countries to live in in the world. It's also basically impossible for someone like him to get residency there, let alone citizenship, so he wouldn't be entitled to healthcare or any social benefits. I get that it's never going to happen, but how does the fantasy play out in his head? The logistics of it? He thinks he'll sell the bungalow in LI and have enough left over to buy land in Norway lol. How can such an old man have such a childish understanding of the world?
He really thinks he’s uncovering something here. This is all the stuff everyone figures out when they’re about 19 years old.What’s political firebrand Rick have to say about it? I’ll withhold judgement until I let him tell me what to think.
Based on Joseph Cumia’s input though it looks pretty fawkin bad
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LMAO at this old faggot thinking he’ll retire to Norway. Sure, moo. Sure.
I could be mixing up countries but isn’t Norway super strict on who they let in? I think you pretty much have to prove you not only not be a Leech but also how you will be a positive addition to Norway. I don’t think they will let him in because he does sub par cover songs and wants to retire there.Why not Switzerland, Joe? Or Monaco? Norway is one of the most expensive countries to live in in the world. It's also basically impossible for someone like him to get residency there, let alone citizenship, so he wouldn't be entitled to healthcare or any social benefits. I get that it's never going to happen, but how does the fantasy play out in his head? The logistics of it? He thinks he'll sell the bungalow in LI and have enough left over to buy land in Norway lol. How can such an old man have such a childish understanding of the world?
TGI Fredag is chomping at the bit to bring him over to do the solo Joe show for 12 hours a week. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.Why not Switzerland, Joe? Or Monaco? Norway is one of the most expensive countries to live in in the world. It's also basically impossible for someone like him to get residency there, let alone citizenship, so he wouldn't be entitled to healthcare or any social benefits. I get that it's never going to happen, but how does the fantasy play out in his head? The logistics of it? He thinks he'll sell the bungalow in LI and have enough left over to buy land in Norway lol. How can such an old man have such a childish understanding of the world?
I would love to hear joes retirement plan since he’s talking like it’s within the next year. Doesn’t matter who wins in Nov but he’s got NOTHING coming to him for SS as he never paid in and lived off his brother. He gets his first real job in forever and went right to the casino when he was done to blow it so you know he doesn’t have any savings. We joke but I think he really believes he can retire nicely once he sells all his trump playing cards and other trump shit he bought as an investment.He’s a fucking idiot who visited the country for half a day on vacation and it “looks nice”. Braindead retard.
Yeah, it's one of the richest countries in the world and, as it isn't a member of the EU, it's able to dictate its own migration policy. It's difficult to gain residency and extremely difficult to gain citizenship. Joe brings nothing to the table and, even if he had a couple of million dollars liquid, which obviously he doesn't, he'd still face an uphill struggle getting allowed to live there.I could be mixing up countries but isn’t Norway super strict on who they let in? I think you pretty much have to prove you not only not be a Leech but also how you will be a positive addition to Norway. I don’t think they will let him in because he does sub par cover songs and wants to retire there.
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