stlaker child o miiiiyiiiiiine!!!

[CumiaPoodle]

She got a smile, teeth stained with pee,
Reminds me of goblins from fantasy,
Wears manly things, to me she's a full blown dyke (dyyyke)
Crown of glasses on her thinning head,
Pat takes the couch, Niki claims the bed,
If I smelt that house I'd probably break down and cry (cryy-y)

WO-OH-OAH SECOND, BETTER WIFE OF MINE

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This is good shit

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

In the hovel, welcome to the hovel.
Read my- my- my-, my boring screed.
In the hovel, welcome to the hovel.
Watch me fart and ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tatweet, tweet.

 

[guest]

In the hovel, welcome to the hovel.
Read my- my- my-, my boring screed.
In the hovel, welcome to the hovel.
Watch me fart and ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tatweet, tweet.

Oooooooh, I'm gonna watch you bleeeed (gravy)

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

'Which if your book is the least gay?'

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Welcome to the half-house,
Do no work here everyday

Welcome to the hovel
I eat lots of cake

 

[guest]

Welcome to the hovel
I eat lots of cake

Welcome to the jungle I get texted every day
Its felony harassment when they call me fawkin gaaaay

 

[guest]

Your daddy's hooked on Twitter,
And his tummy's big and round
He used to have an Adrienne
Till Jonny dicked her down

So he tweets into the night
On a site most use for free
Obsess over a forum
Where they call him P-I-G

Well, well, well
It's time to hand-sell
Well, well, well
Where's Annabelle?