Still waiting to hear from Teen Vogue, y’all

[1073waaf]

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Fat (or thick) guy!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Look how swollen he is, the chronic alcoholism is really taking its toll, the obesity and rage issues too.

I noticed in many of the photos he and Thicki appear to be drinking water, at least in their rube “local cuisine” restaurants. I know the Pig likes to brag about his prowess with alcohol, but I think it’s catching up to him.

Nice moderation, stupid.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I noticed in many of the photos he and Thicki appear to be drinking water, at least in their rube “local cuisine” restaurants. I know the Pig likes to brag about his prowess with alcohol, but I think it’s catching up to him.

Nice moderation, stupid.

That was vodka, child. I can handle alcohol better than Lemmy Kilmister and Shane McGowan combined. Hush now.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The old Vodka in the water bottle/glass trick, he learned that from Ray on Trailer Park Boys. That’s how Ray used to hide his drinking from Tammy.

 

[ActionJackson]

His appearance in this video is very unsettling. I'm getting some real Dr. Giggles vibes here, only fatter of course.

 

[guest]

His appearance in this video is very unsettling. I'm getting some real Dr. Giggles vibes here, only fatter of course.
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Dr. Piggles

 

[UnPRePared]

His appearance in this video is very unsettling. I'm getting some real Dr. Giggles vibes here, only fatter of course.
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Fitting - he does look like he'd want to kill Darkman.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I don't know how, but he's gotten so fat that he's gaining extra lip folds/creases. Fucking unsightly jesus christ.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Little known fact that Patrick played Benny on LA Law

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/bca7793f622676d2f00df1969f70e1a8540759ac/c=0-40-1910-2587/local/-/media/2016/03/17/USATODAY/USATODAY/635938409615250581-XXX-E-PRIME-10-1545059.JPG?quality=50&width=640

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I heard that in Paul's apartment, the police found hundreds of Highlights magazines with the pages stuck together with a certain body fluid.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Walking billboard for “rob the absolute fuck out of me I’m a Midwestern rube”

Ironically also a walking billboard for "I'm poor and have nothing of value worth stealing"

 

[stealthygeek]

His appearance in this video is very unsettling. I'm getting some real Dr. Giggles vibes here, only fatter of course.
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[Libby Son Of Loin]

Dear god he's fat

 

[FurBurger]

He's wearing a Brewers hat AND a Brewers t-shirt on a beach in Costa Rica.

He's also wearing a fuckwit's face.

A lot of people would use that background creatively - maybe a slow walk to add visual interest to his speech; or a change of direction to indicate a change in tone.

Not Federico Felatio, though - no, he just whips that selfie-stick around obliviously like he's the Star Wars kid.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He's also wearing a fuckwit's face.

A lot of people would use that background creatively - maybe a slow walk to add visual interest to his speech; or a change of direction to indicate a change in tone.

Not Federico Felatio, though - no, he just whips that selfie-stick around obliviously like he's the Star Wars kid.

The important thing here is me, child.