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Steve-O got a dick tattooed on his face.

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I'm sure this is supposed to be inspirational and uplifting somehow. I didn't watch it, I just skipped to the end when he shows the tattoo. It looks like shit. He was doing a lot of prayer hands and "thank you for still being here with me on my journey" fag shit. Hurt yourself or fuck off, retard.
 
Professor Consent

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CuntFucker . said:
He did drugs. And now he doesn't. I find that very interesting. Is there any way to hear him talk about it?
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He wasnt even addicted either. He just liked to party. Bam is actually addicted, so of course steve "dude i like... did so much psychedelics one weekend hahaha duuude ive been there man" o isnt an inspiration to him.
 
Suetonius

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Its hard to make Bill Maher likable but Steve O the faggot did it. “Uhhhmmm can you please not smoke weed on your SHOW WHERE YOU SMOKE WEED !??? MUH SOBRIETY!!!”

This isn’t hot ones where they give you a vegan option, or Rogan where he agrees to not do it in front of you. It’s fucking dickhead Bill Maher. Seeing the internet go “Woww Maher is a dickhead for not bending the knee to a dry drunk sobriety faggot!!” was INFURIATING
 
Turry

Turry

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Sue Lightning said:
Its hard to make Bill Maher likable but Steve O the faggot did it. “Uhhhmmm can you please not smoke weed on your SHOW WHERE YOU SMOKE WEED !??? MUH SOBRIETY!!!”

This isn’t hot ones where they give you a vegan option, or Rogan where he agrees to not do it in front of you. It’s fucking dickhead Bill Maher. Seeing the internet go “Woww Maher is a dickhead for not bending the knee to a dry drunk sobriety faggot!!” was INFURIATING
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Uhhhhhhh sorry but substance abuse disorder is a disease which means its a disability which means everyone has to bend the knee to "recovering addicts" (FAGGOTS) because they're victims or something
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Sue Lightning said:
Its hard to make Bill Maher likable but Steve O the faggot did it. “Uhhhmmm can you please not smoke weed on your SHOW WHERE YOU SMOKE WEED !??? MUH SOBRIETY!!!”

This isn’t hot ones where they give you a vegan option, or Rogan where he agrees to not do it in front of you. It’s fucking dickhead Bill Maher. Seeing the internet go “Woww Maher is a dickhead for not bending the knee to a dry drunk sobriety faggot!!” was INFURIATING
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If someone told me to put a cigarette out in my garage I'd spit on their shoe.

My ex is Scottish and I remember her talking about her grandparents smoking inside 24/7 and if she ever coughed or said anything about it her grandmother would be like "Guess ya better get the fuck outside then" and blow smoke in her face lol.
 
Turry

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Friend of a friend is an ADDICT. Motherfucker has been to rehab THIRTEEN times because he really wants to quit the drugs. Genuinely. He'd tell you if he didn't. He can spend two hours telling you about how it's not a choice but when you ask him why he bothers trying to get clean if that's true he sulks like a woman. "You're not being very understanding."

Faggot. I heard what you said but you're fucking wrong. Besides, if we're just going to reduce everything to determinism like this then I can't help but think you're a fucking loser who won't take responsibility for his actions!

ENOUGH
 
Suetonius

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Turry Fawks said:
Uhhhhhhh sorry but substance abuse disorder is a disease which means its a disability which means everyone has to bend the knee to "recovering addicts" (FAGGOTS) because they're victims or something
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If you know Bill Maher is gonna smoke weed, show up and deal with it. Or just don’t go. Instead he acts like a fucking BABY and Maher is an asshole for not changing the format of his entire show to listen to a degenerate douchebag talk about how exciting it was to do whippits 24/7 and staple his ballsack.

Turry Fawks said:
Friend of a friend is an ADDICT. Motherfucker has been to rehab THIRTEEN times because he really wants to quit the drugs. Genuinely. He'd tell you if he didn't. He can spend two hours telling you about how it's not a choice but when you ask him why he bothers trying to get clean if that's true he sulks like a woman. "You're not being very understanding."
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What people don’t realize is “disease is an addiction” or “it’s not a choice” isn’t some fucking excuse to relapse, or some determinism of “well you’ll always be this way no use in changing!” it’s basically saying you have this thing innately in you and you need to fucking control it, otherwise you’re gonna fuck your life up. But no one sees that last part and just uses it as “BOOHOO I CANT CONTROL MYSELF”

Put it in another realm…BPD makes you exhibit traits that are assholish. You can’t “control” that because it’s innate in you, but it doesn’t give you carte blanche to be an asshole because “muh mental illness”. Try being a better person and not a slave to your impulses, stupid
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Dusty Dan said:
Most of the Jackass crew are safely on my "Leave It Alone" list for people who shaped my teenage years and whose insufferable qualities I willingly overlook.
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Johnny Knoxville, Danger Ehren, Chris Pontius and that other guy whose name escapes me are the only ones I give a shit about. They haven't turned into fags as far as I know. Neither have Preston or Wee Man but they're just a fat guy and a midget.
 
Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Sue Lightning said:
Its hard to make Bill Maher likable but Steve O the faggot did it. “Uhhhmmm can you please not smoke weed on your SHOW WHERE YOU SMOKE WEED !??? MUH SOBRIETY!!!”

This isn’t hot ones where they give you a vegan option, or Rogan where he agrees to not do it in front of you. It’s fucking dickhead Bill Maher. Seeing the internet go “Woww Maher is a dickhead for not bending the knee to a dry drunk sobriety faggot!!” was INFURIATING
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I like Bill
 
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Sue Lightning said:
Its hard to make Bill Maher likable but Steve O the faggot did it. “Uhhhmmm can you please not smoke weed on your SHOW WHERE YOU SMOKE WEED !??? MUH SOBRIETY!!!”

This isn’t hot ones where they give you a vegan option, or Rogan where he agrees to not do it in front of you. It’s fucking dickhead Bill Maher. Seeing the internet go “Woww Maher is a dickhead for not bending the knee to a dry drunk sobriety faggot!!” was INFURIATING
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Did this really happen?
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Johnny Knoxville, Danger Ehren, Chris Pontius and that other guy whose name escapes me are the only ones I give a shit about. They haven't turned into fags as far as I know. Neither have Preston or Wee Man but they're just a fat guy and a midget.
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Fair. If I do turn on any of them it'll be Bam. At least Steve-O's old clips still make me laugh. Bam always seemed like the odd one out. He came across as the rich kid with poor mates, trying to gain their approval, but with aspirations of being the Paul McCartney pretty boy who the girls want to get and for some reason was fixated with HIM, quite possibly the faggiest pop metal ever to come out of Finland, and that's saying something.

There was one I watched recently where they're all at the beach and Bam is dressed like Russel Brand and acting like a pussy. It made me irrationally angry.
 
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