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Stallone or Arnold

LingerLonger

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Arnold has:

- Conan films
- Terminator films (some of these are terrible)
- Running Man
- Last Action Hero
- Predator
- True Lies
- Total Recall
- and then the rest look like trash

Stallone:

- Rocky films (most are garbage if you count Creed films)
- Cobra
- Rambo (first one is the only good one, maybe the fourth)
- Cliffhanger
- Demolition Man
- Judge Dredd
- Cop Land
- rest don't seem worthwhile

Their careers skydive into the ground without a chute in the 2000s with almost no sign of life.
 

PogromStallone

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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My grade 5 teacher who was a lying, stupid newfie bitch claims she was at a marina once and Stallone pulled up and docked his yacht and they hung out. She was trying to imply that she hooked up with Sylvester Stallone at a marina to a room of ten year olds who didn't believe her anyways. She kept referring to him as "Sly" like they're probably still good friends who talk on the phone all the time. Like, lady, you are an unattractive and uninteresting woman. Stop it. At most, she saw Stallone dock his boat and dreamt all this up in her head. But I doubt she's ever even seen "Sly" in person.
 

Chapel

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Arnold, I don’t need subtitles to understand what he’s saying unlike slobbergob, he’s not made as many shite films as Stallone or as bad as Oscar or Stop or my mum will shoot, which Arnold fucking tricked Stallone into
 
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Sure. He wrote Rocky all by himself.

How the fuck is the non-artist the smarter one?
There are a lot of borderline retarded artist in the world. Creativity and practical intelligence aren't always in league. Arnold was a self made millionaire before he started acting. In fact his accomplishments outside of acting and bodybuilding prior to him being the biggest action movie star of his time are pretty interesting and surprising. The dude sounds like a mongoloid but is well read and cultured.
 

LingerLonger

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Sure. He wrote Rocky all by himself.

How the fuck is the non-artist the smarter one?
Stallone had a team of hollywood writers make Rocky after they watched the Chuck Webner versus Ali fight. The whole 'struggling artist wrote script on the back of napkins in three days' was just marketing. His mother was a professional wrestler with decent industry connections but mostly spent her time writing beauty books or running psychic hotlines. Stallone had people who had worked in wrestling help him and had other big show business jews push the script to other people. Henry Winkler literally walked the script to some executives as a favor.
 

HH Brother

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True Lies is a classic
Aww, but Flavia could be so hot if he wanted to. He’s like all these funsters, you get their pilot lit, they could suck start a leafblower. And he’s got the most incredible body too and a pair of fake titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. Ass like a ten year old boy!

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Arnold. As has been stated, Arnold's bad movies are still fun. A lot of Stallone's bad movies are just duds.
Don’t be on the wrong side of history, brother.

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What would you rather watch? Terminator or Rocky? T2 or Rocky 2? Predator or Over the Top? Total Recall or Judge Dredd? Twins or Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot? True Lies or Cliffhanger?

Schwarzenegger obviously wins as an action star. Yes, he lost major icon points with the covid stuff but go back and watch Pumping Iron. Stallone was a pudgy mama's boy doing TV at that point, while Arnold was the American dream personified.
 
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