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Spoiling capeshit for fatso again.

garbageman2244

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He's so much of a psycho, I could actually believe that spoilers don't bother him. He's an extreme example of a consumeproduct NPC, don't forget.

Whenever he's watching whatever the latest factory line piece of shit comic book movie/TV show is, he likely just sits there with his mouth open, with drool coming out, waiting for the next scene of hero x defeating dad guy y that he can autistically screech at.

Then he shits himself and Niki changes his adult diaper.
The hero defeating "dad guy" is Pat's greatest fantasy.
 

Harry Powell

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Agree to disagree. I find him visually interesting.

Outside his trilogy, and Winter Soldier, I fucking hate capeshit.

And you can't tell me the self-importance of Marvel Films isn't worse than a guy who uses slo-mo too much and should never write/DP his own films (Army of the Dead, awful shit)
That’s the whole problem with Snyder for me. He composes these beautiful frames, but he has the taste of a horny 13 year old. It’s all tough guy dark-edgy shit, or shoving a camera right up some chicks ass.

he needs to film other peoples scripts, but he got too big. If he was in a journeyman role where he didn’t have so much control over the production I think he could really shine.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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That’s the whole problem with Snyder for me. He composes these beautiful frames, but he has the taste of a horny 13 year old. It’s all tough guy dark-edgy shit, or shoving a camera right up some chicks ass.

he needs to film other peoples scripts, but he got too big. If he was in a journeyman role where he didn’t have so much control over the production I think he could really shine.
Well, the three DC films weren't his scripts. Batman v Superman he did have a lot of say though - hence the clamp down for Justice League, which thanks to pre-production meddling, I think it's his best one.

Army of the Dead is his idea, and no, he should NEVER write a movie.
 
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Harry Powell

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Well, the three DC films weren't his scripts. Batman v Superman he did have a lot of say though - hence the clamp down for Justice League, which thanks to pre-production meddling, I think it's his best one.

Army of the Dead is his idea, and no, he did NEVER write a movie.

I guess I go back to his Dawn of the dead remake, where he’s going off a script by Gunn and he isn’t so big yet that his name is a brand, and I want more of that Snyder.
 
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He's so much of a psycho, I could actually believe that spoilers don't bother him. He's an extreme example of a consumeproduct NPC, don't forget.

Whenever he's watching whatever the latest factory line piece of shit comic book movie/TV show is, he likely just sits there with his mouth open, with drool coming out, waiting for the next scene of hero x defeating dad guy y that he can autistically screech at.

Then he shits himself and Niki changes his adult diaper.
She changes his depends once a day, he sits in the shit hours until the 8 pm changing.
 
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