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This is Patrick Robotson. Yes, child. No, child I am not a robot. Wait qui~……Court case validation not found. Rerouting file 1 come backs. I’m sorry you are so stupid. Ending cunt protocol.this is a man that proudly claims to cry and cheer on the all the right places when watching a Star Wars / comic book movie. That’s something a robot would say trying to relate to human emotion.
Any normal man would laugh his ass off at the picture. Wife or not. How could he not be tickled by it?
Ha ha! So he likes these faggy movies but also doesn't care if the ending is spoiled? sure. He has to be the most full of shit person on the planet.
Whatever kind of movies you like, no one wants to know the ending before it happens, that is universal.
He's so much of a psycho, I could actually believe that spoilers don't bother him. He's an extreme example of a consumeproduct NPC, don't forget.
Whenever he's watching whatever the latest factory line piece of shit comic book movie/TV show is, he likely just sits there with his mouth open, with drool coming out, waiting for the next scene of hero x defeating dad guy y that he can autistically screech at.
Then he shits himself and Niki changes his adult diaper.
Zack Snyder is fucking awful too. Might even be worse than Marvel.How the Fuck does this studio still make so much fucking money?
One great movie - they've only made ONE. And possibly two good-level ones if you want to stretch it. Everything else is a chore or just a routine, like working in an assembly line.
To think people used to chide Hammer Films for "making the same thing every time". Are you fucking kidding me? Hammer Horror was made by fucking auteurs compared to the Capeshit.
And when you do try to break the mold and do something more like art with an individual voice - like a Zack Snyder - you catch absolute hell. (I'm not going to debate the quality, though I liked his. Just saying... There was a passion there, misguided or not.)
Death to all nerds, you greasy capitalist product cocksuckers.
Agree to disagree. I find him visually interesting.Zack Snyder is fucking awful too. Might even be worse than Marvel.
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