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Spite gifts

CuckQueen

On the Joe Cumia retirement plan.
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A good old fashioned prank. You take a brown paper bag and light it on fire on their porch, then bang on the door and run away, but to a vantage point where you can enjoy your handy work. When the hapless dupe opens the door and sees their "gift" on fire they will stamp it out with their foot in shock. Here's the kicker, the paper bag isn't empty, but has a styrofoam cup full of gasoline or acetone. When your dupe steps on it to extinguish the flames, it will only succeed in spreading them, particularly on the victim. The bonus is even if the dupe doesn't stamp it out the fire will spread to the accellerant and burn their home down.
 
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