Sounds like Joe is all but confirming that he will never sail the 7 seas again

[SamcroJoeCumia]

JoeH reaching into the ol' Joe Piscopo bag of tricks for the classic "once" line.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Median age of 85?

Median I.Q. of 85 thanks to his aunt, the outlier.

 

[TorpidSloth]

"Reykjavik, the capital of Greenland"

Reykjavik is the capital of Iceland you fucking retard

Joann was gently trying to correct him

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Joann was gently trying to correct him

I noticed that, too, haha. She genuinely seems like a good pal to have in your corner

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Can’t wait for Joe’s post about how Gen Z and Millennials are lazy POS, who don’t wanna work. Can’t wait to share all this FB posts about bitching about work

 

[JebJoh]

Serious question -- are there still nice cruises?

It's obviously a rube's play (hence the Q'umia fascination with them), but precisely because it requires no thought or planning and everything is easy, I could see it being good for someone with a toddler or taking an old grandparent on it or something, but now it seems the whole thing is not worth it

Try the Galapagos cruises, not like the floating hotel boats and it only moves at night

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Thanks for the incorrect geography lesson Joe. He is really learning a lot on this trip.

 

[JebJoh]

Thanks for the incorrect geography lesson Joe. He is really learning a lot on this trip.

He's too old to learn, the newest song he knows was written in 1993

 

[Turk February]

It's hard to imagine what Joe's life will be like without cruising. Hahahahahahaha. Just kidding.

 

[JebJoh]

It's hard to imagine what Joe's life will be like without cruising. Hahahahahahaha. Just kidding.

They really should convert these ships to nursing homes, let the old bats see the world from their last wheelchair

 

[DooDooBrown]

Work mate who is like 70 always does a yearly month long holiday for cruises on those mega-huge boats, they love them, it's just the convenience I think - you don't have to get an expensive room and you still get all the benefits of services. In general it sounds pretty good if you want to avoid the hassle of flying and you have time to burn and your trip is a pre-planned pipeline.

Sounds like Joe had to 'work' unlike his usual gigs where he just turns up and people are wowed by his 'talent', oh Joe...

Nice elderly work buddy, stupid.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Serious question -- are there still nice cruises?

It's obviously a rube's play (hence the Q'umia fascination with them), but precisely because it requires no thought or planning and everything is easy, I could see it being good for someone with a toddler or taking an old grandparent on it or something, but now it seems the whole thing is not worth it

All my upper middle class friends like them because their kids love the novelty of being on a gigantic boat.

It does sound like there’s an upper limit on how nice they can be unless you want to pay tons of money for a high end experience.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Keep singing more "Sweet Caroline" with a bovine stare, stupid.

Sweet Carol's brine
So, So, So
He got the girl who likes to squirt

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I bet they can't wait to get rid of this oaf

This. As the contract has worn on, guaranteed they've intentionally put the screws to him, both because they never want to work with him again and also hoping maybe he'll quit before this gig is even over.

It's pretty obvious to everyone that, exactly like Fatty Patty, Joseph Q-Mia can't even do one actual shift of anything that resembles work.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Sweet Carol's brine
So, So, So
He got the girl who likes to squirt

Shit-ty cruise line
Teeth fell out from real work

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

I'm so sorry, Joseph...

 

[UnPRePared]

My buddy Steve Hackett performed in Iceland with Todmobile. He loved the place and the people.

99% certainty Joe will find something minute to go on a seven page tirade for, because God forbid you enjoy the culture and beauty of a different country.

I hope Donald Trump just cums in his mouth.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s mooing about Trump and TDS

And crusty Joann makes sure to keep it brief

Boomers are something else

 

[UnPRePared]

He’s mooing about Trump and TDS
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And crusty Joann makes sure to keep it brief
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Boomers are something else

A grown man wrote all this.

Just give him a rock coat and push him overboard now. There'd be no loss to the world.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

A grown man wrote all this.

Just give him a rock coat and push him overboard now. There'd be no loss to the world.

Look again, that whole large post is that old Joann lady. Keeping it brief!