Sorting out his Magic the Gathering cards. He should sort out his $$$K bill towards Quasi.

[Harry Powell]

I guarantee this faggot never really played the game either. For one thing, to be competitive at it requires some degree of focus and strategy, which he would never be able to muster. Another thing - literally everyone at the tournament would hate his fucking guts. The people that play this game are freaks and outcasts, and even they are too good for PST.

 

[peckafacce]

I guarantee this faggot never really played the game either. For one thing, to be competitive at it requires some degree of focus and strategy, which he would never be able to muster. Another thing - literally everyone at the tournament would hate his fucking guts. The people that play this game are freaks and outcasts, and even they are too good for PST.

You mean all professional tournment players don't carry their cards around in a shoe box?

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I see a lof of evidence Pat isn't a veteran or currently active player:

1. no white- or silver bordered cards or old border styles
2. most cards seem to be from the same 2-3 sets, meaning he got briefly into it over the course of 1-2 years at best
3. no deck boxes or sleeves in sight
4. he keeps his Basic Lands together with the rest of his "collection"
5. in a goddamn shoebox

The value of the cards seen on this picture can't exceed more than 100 bucks.

I realize I'm sperging about a Hasbro card game marketed towards children, but I'm calling you out, faggot:
Pat, don't even try and LARP your way into being an MTG expert.
These nerds (including me) will tear you a new asshole.

I know he wouldn't ever play competitive online, but I hope I crushed his shitty $30 garbage deck underfoot on my recent streak to Plat 1.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Fat Post Malone kneeling at all the asscracks at the Magic tournament is still one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet.

The one where he is praying got my ribs so good

 

[Harry Powell]

I see a lof of evidence Pat isn't a veteran or currently active player:

1. no white- or silver bordered cards or old border styles
2. most cards seem to be from the same 2-3 sets, meaning he got briefly into it over the course of 1-2 years at best
3. no deck boxes or sleeves in sight
4. he keeps his Basic Lands together with the rest of his "collection"
5. in a goddamn shoebox

The value of the cards seen on this picture can't exceed more than 100 bucks.

I realize I'm sperging about a Hasbro card game marketed towards children, but I'm calling you out, faggot:
Pat, don't even try and LARP your way into being an MTG expert.
These nerds (including me) will tear you a new asshole.

I know he wouldn't ever play competitive online, but I hope I crushed his shitty $30 garbage deck underfoot on my recent streak to Plat 1.

I haven’t gotten into Arena. I just play the local IRL tournaments. How much of a money sink is it?

 

[guest]

I see a lof of evidence Pat isn't a veteran or currently active player:

1. no white- or silver bordered cards or old border styles
2. most cards seem to be from the same 2-3 sets, meaning he got briefly into it over the course of 1-2 years at best
3. no deck boxes or sleeves in sight
4. he keeps his Basic Lands together with the rest of his "collection"
5. in a goddamn shoebox

The value of the cards seen on this picture can't exceed more than 100 bucks.

I realize I'm sperging about a Hasbro card game marketed towards children, but I'm calling you out, faggot:
Pat, don't even try and LARP your way into being an MTG expert.
These nerds (including me) will tear you a new asshole.

I know he wouldn't ever play competitive online, but I hope I crushed his shitty $30 garbage deck underfoot on my recent streak to Plat 1.

Faggot

 

[MonsterSteve]

no reason to bring them outside unless you were transporting them to your car to go pawn them.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I haven’t gotten into Arena. I just play the local IRL tournaments. How much of a money sink is it?

It is if you can't stand grinding. I'd say to play Standard you'll have a near-complete set in <100 games. Recent booster boxes seem to now zave codes to get the same cards online but i'm not sure. I don't play other formats online so I have no idea but I'd say Historic or Brawl id a hard grind to get any top tier deck together.

Oh and - faggot!

 

[Will Tate]

Pfft, thread fulla queers talking about their MTG decks, buncha fuckin nerds.
*goes back to sorting through Heroclix collection*

 

[Harry Powell]

Pfft, thread fulla queers talking about their MTG decks, buncha fuckin nerds.
*goes back to sorting through Heroclix collection*

Seems like we got all kindsa Stealthy Geeks here