Some poor man is having to deal with yet another jacuzzi situation.

[Cartoon Redux]

Has ANY RELATIONSHIP ever WORKED with YOU? NOOOOOOOOO!

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Fawwwwk I love the Mel tapes so much

Agree, does anyone have the one where it's patrick vs mel? I should have saved it.

 

[Kinderman]

He should bury her in a fucking rose garden!

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

How could she be such a bitch when he's been NOTHING BUT NICE

 

[Ronnie G]

The Mel tapes are how I discovered O&A. It was huge news of course – there were vague references about his anti-Semitism and whatnot, but any clips got bleeped of course. Somebody posted the unedited rants from the show on YouTube right after it happened and I couldn't believe they were making fun of it. FAWK, feels like a different world and it wasn't that long ago...

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

HUFF HUFF HUFF

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

HUFF HUFF HUFF

Remember that Matthew Berdyck guy who came here and I just started quoting Mel lines at him until he got scared? Ha ha ha holee shit

 

[PickleRickle]

WHAT

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Remember that Matthew Berdyck guy who came here and I just started quoting Mel lines at him until he got scared? Ha ha ha holee shit

This person as well. This is the single most predatorial and animalistic user in this group. This user incapable of human thought. It’s like talking to an alligator with an outbreak of herpes and poison sumac on its balls.

He wasn't wrong

 

[Goddamn! Baboon]

And now nobody gets tickets because of you!

 

[Dog Eater]

I deserve to be blown, first, before the fucking Jacuzzi! OK? I'll burn the goddamn house down, but blow me first!

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Not sure which sub is more retarded...that one or r/raisedbynarcissists. Fun fact: they call their parents "N-persons". You think that's what Larry actually meant?

 

[Nana Cumia]

"If she gets raped by a pack if N-people, it will be her fault."

 

[LiberalPussy]

Not sure which sub is more retarded...that one or r/raisedbynarcissists. Fun fact: they call their parents "N-persons". You think that's what Larry actually meant?

Holy fuck did my blood pressure go up just skimming this shit.

 

[Africa.com]

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SMOKE

 

[Chive Turkey]

Whore

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

He'll take care of his child but he's DONE WITH HER!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I love how it's always "really scary" for women when men get upset about anything in any way.

"Hey, I'm going to go home. I didn't drive all the way here from another town to just sit here and listen to you whine about your problems and deny me sex."

"OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS???? WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME???? I FUCKING HATE YOU!! GET OUT!!"

"Yeah, I said I'm leaving."

"IF YOU LEAVE I'LL FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!"

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

She FUCKED his day up, she only cares about her SELF!

 

[LiberalPussy]

I love how it's always "really scary" for women when men get upset about anything in any way.

"Hey, I'm going to go home. I didn't drive all the way here from another town to just sit here and listen to you whine about your problems and deny me sex."

"OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS???? WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME???? I FUCKING HATE YOU!! GET OUT!!"

"Yeah, I said I'm leaving."

"IF YOU LEAVE I'LL FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!"

They’re telling her to change the locks in the thread.