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So was Jill Ant’s last chance at living a normal life?
- Thread starter BonnieMcFarlaneMe2
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Anthony Cumia and a normal life would never cross paths.
Absolutely
Going to events, having parties at his house with actual grownups. Little Ant wanted to play COD, rag on the f/n, and bang transexuals.
Doomed from the start, what could Jill be thinking linking up with "that".
Anthony was simping at the start, and actually had some semblance of a normal relationship. Ended up with the queer sending Keith to pick up his shit, because having a confrontation is not in his blood. Im glad she fleeced him for laundry bills, and took his shit right under his nose.
Don't forget, he proceeded to go on the show and bash her. The nerve, and an ultimate sissy move that teenage girls do.
Going to events, having parties at his house with actual grownups. Little Ant wanted to play COD, rag on the f/n, and bang transexuals.
Doomed from the start, what could Jill be thinking linking up with "that".
Anthony was simping at the start, and actually had some semblance of a normal relationship. Ended up with the queer sending Keith to pick up his shit, because having a confrontation is not in his blood. Im glad she fleeced him for laundry bills, and took his shit right under his nose.
Don't forget, he proceeded to go on the show and bash her. The nerve, and an ultimate sissy move that teenage girls do.
@Billy Hollywood , comment?
Jill wasn’t an anorexic teenager who hated her father she was a yucky adult woman
Because Anthony portrays himself as a red blooded adult male no matter how superficial it all is. Sports cars, guns, Republican politics, big home, etc. Remember the story of Melissa saying Ant brandished his gun to a guy hitting on her? He gives off the perception that he’s a functioning adult and his radio persona is a character. Then not even a week into the relationship his true colors show. Screaming at the TV, passing out on Xanax, drunken confessions of fucking ladyboys, crying during breakups, playing COD until 4am, can’t sleep without the TV on, completely impotent, addicted to T shots and hair follicles, etc. He’s anything but a man. Sue Lightning is more a man than him.
I'm happy none of this worked out for anthony. he's utterly undeserving of a good life
Jill looks like a horse, still too good for Anth though
Maybe if he knocked up Stetten but she seemed like a baby-drowning pillhead
I never got her appeal, even all dolled up to model she was okay
She too was a dumb cunt
With rock tits and a leaky asshole
With rock tits and a leaky asshole
Yeah but look at nana
Yes but she was a model regardless of the Count's looks
Jill threw a $50K party at Anthony's house during their first month or whatever of 'dating'. Catering, bartenders, entertainers, huge guest list, new furniture, limousines. It was so extravagant that people thought that they would gather everyone up at one point during the party and announce "We are getting married....we're engaged!". Because so much money had been spent on the great Long Island Rubbish Extravaganza.
Jill was always trying to lure rich guys into marriage.
It was abnormal at the start. They missed multiple days of work immediately during the first two weeks of their relationship. Jill was telling people that they would probably get married. All of their dates involved copious amounts of alcohol. Anthony was paying for girls to come to his house basically planning for Jill to find them and break off the relationship almost immediately sabotaging the relationship.
You knew that based on how Anthony was talking he was seriously entertaining the idea of marrying Jill. And having a family. So that he could finally look normal to the O&A audience. And give his public persona a huge boost in perceived masculinity and responsibility. But the idea of having to live with a woman and explain to her "I'm actually into ladyboys and black peckahs" made old 'pissy eyes' lose his mind. Too much of a risk to actually live that full double life.
To be fair Jill started it. She actually got the better digs in on Anthony like talking about his drug addictions and how he was a scared little bitch over contract negotiations. And was afraid of Opie and management and had to dope himself to get through meetings. What a fruit.
Ant had his last chance with Niccolini now he lusts after Nick who has a peni
I was going to make a parody thread of this for Jimmy but then I realized there's no equivalent to use for Jill in his case. Luckily he's living a normal life now as his Instagram shows.
Stetton upgraded to James Gunn then lost him too.
Imagine Fred From Brooklyn & Brother Joe shovelling hors d'oeuvres into their rented suit pockets.
Yeah sh
As for Jill she was fucking Anthony Cumia she isn't normal
He used to date Jennifer carmody who is a decent looking real human
As for Jill she was fucking Anthony Cumia she isn't normal