So they're making a new Beverly Hills Cop

[Smeckler's Powder]

I've never seen the actual movies, but I assume this segment is probably better than all of them?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

This dumbass always does interviews saying he's gonna get back into stand up and do more music but he always bitches out and does some family friendly pointless bullshit

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Also isn’t the Murphster a pillow biter too? I swear I remember news about him busted with a tranny hooker.

Edit

She was a coconut tranny that died a year later.

Eddie Murphy's infamous car ride with trans hooker who met grisly end year later

Eddie Murphy, who turns 62 tomorrow (April 2), had the world at his feet, but being caught by police with a transgender prostitute in his car threatened to shatter his public persona

www.dailystar.co.uk

And yes, this should be in the first paragraph of any story about him. Second half should have him being a bitch about Davids Spades mild joke about him.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Also isn’t the Murphster a pillow biter too? I swear I remember news about him busted with a tranny hooker.

Edit

She was a coconut tranny that died a year later.

Eddie Murphy's infamous car ride with trans hooker who met grisly end year later

Eddie Murphy, who turns 62 tomorrow (April 2), had the world at his feet, but being caught by police with a transgender prostitute in his car threatened to shatter his public persona

www.dailystar.co.uk

I knew he said he was just giving her a ride but the whole version is way funnier:

“I saw this Hawaiian-looking woman and said, ‘What are you doing out here?’ She said, ‘I’m working,’” Murphy recalled of the meeting with the American-Samoan Shalimar. “I said, ‘You shouldn’t be doing that [soliciting].’ And bada-bing… I’m never giving anyone a lift again.”

Murphy explained that he “thought Atisone was a girl” but noted, “That’s not even the issue. It wasn’t like I was looking for someone. It was a person I assumed was a girl at the corner.”

The Coming to America actor added: “What people don’t know is, for years and years at night I’d get in my car, I’d drive all over Manhattan, I’d give derelicts money.

I’d stop and talk to homeless people. I’d go to corners where there are prostitutes and give them $5,000 and $10,000 to go home and get off the street. … When I’m doing something charitable, I’m not doing it for publicity. … It’s out of the goodness of my heart.”

The National Enquirer was said to have paid Atisone's $15,000 bail in exchange for her story. (She said he asked to see her in her underwear was really her only comment)

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This dumbass always does interviews saying he's gonna get back into stand up and do more music but he always bitches out and does some family friendly pointless bullshit

He released a special for Netflix pretty recently I believe. Dude has to be beyond loaded at this point. He should just do what he enjoys.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I knew he said he was just giving her a ride but the whole version is way funnier:

“I saw this Hawaiian-looking woman and said, ‘What are you doing out here?’ She said, ‘I’m working,’” Murphy recalled of the meeting with the American-Samoan Shalimar. “I said, ‘You shouldn’t be doing that [soliciting].’ And bada-bing… I’m never giving anyone a lift again.”

Murphy explained that he “thought Atisone was a girl” but noted, “That’s not even the issue. It wasn’t like I was looking for someone. It was a person I assumed was a girl at the corner.”

The Coming to America actor added: “What people don’t know is, for years and years at night I’d get in my car, I’d drive all over Manhattan, I’d give derelicts money.

I’d stop and talk to homeless people. I’d go to corners where there are prostitutes and give them $5,000 and $10,000 to go home and get off the street. … When I’m doing something charitable, I’m not doing it for publicity. … It’s out of the goodness of my heart.”

The National Enquirer was said to have paid Atisone's $15,000 bail in exchange for her story. (She said he asked to see her in her underwear was really her only comment)

So he wants us to believe he’s white knighting trannies. I still think he was gonna exchange fluids with that defensive lineman.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

He released a special for Netflix pretty recently I believe. Dude has to be beyond loaded at this point. He should just do what he enjoys.

I never understand why cunts with so much money want to stay in the public eye.

I read that he made 14 million after the first Beverly Hills Cop.

If I made a tenth of that I’d piss off to some aids ridden carribean shithole for my remaining years.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I never understand why cunts with so much money want to stay in the public eye.

I read that he made 14 million after the first Beverly Hills Cop.

If I made a tenth of that I’d piss off to some aids ridden carribean shithole for my remaining years.

Probably an ego thing for most but I think he was just cashing out with the children’s movies for the most part. I’m sure it’s tough to be passionate about that after a while. He probably made 20 million to be Donkey in Shrek 1 alone.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

He released a special for Netflix pretty recently I believe. Dude has to be beyond loaded at this point. He should just do what he enjoys.

I just see articles claiming he "will"

 

[Cuphead]

It will be as good as Coming 2 America

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I just see articles claiming he "will"

He signed a deal with Netflix for stand up but that still hasn’t happened. Maybe this was the compromise for not doing stand up. I know they had tried to make it a TV series with Axel Foley’s son and Eddie was in the pilot but it didn’t get picked up. I think it was gonna be for CBS.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Of course, because why not?
Creativity be damned.

 

[wbgreen]

If he wanted to do stand up again, he'd have to pay for writers like he did for his two specials.

 

[Voscabulary]

Eddie Murphy says he âcringesâ at âignorantâ old jokes about AIDS and homosexuality

‘I was a young guy processing a broken heart,’ comedian and actor said

www.independent.co.uk

Backpedalling fag.

ironically, one of his jokes about aids in his delirious special was the only time he got a laugh out of me. isn't it interesting how the jokes that are legitimately funny are the only ones being policed these days

 

[wbgreen]

ironically, one of his jokes about aids in his delirious special was the only time he got a laugh out of me. isn't it interesting how the jokes that are legitimately funny are the only ones being policed these days

Niggers in the media and sports are working hard to make us think black people like gays and Israel.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

He signed a deal with Netflix for stand up but that still hasn’t happened. Maybe this was the compromise for not doing stand up. I know they had tried to make it a TV series with Axel Foley’s son and Eddie was in the pilot but it didn’t get picked up. I think it was gonna be for CBS.

Wow, it didn’t get picked up? It must’ve been a hot pile of dogshit if the Jews at CBS gave it a miss.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Wow, it didn’t get picked up? It must’ve been a hot pile of dogshit if the Jews at CBS gave it a miss.

Yeah, especially how they take any kind of remake - Hawaii five-o, magnum pi, fantasy island, etc and even WITH Eddie in the pilot it still was passed on.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

He signed a deal with Netflix for stand up but that still hasn’t happened. Maybe this was the compromise for not doing stand up. I know they had tried to make it a TV series with Axel Foley’s son and Eddie was in the pilot but it didn’t get picked up. I think it was gonna be for CBS.

It's been going on for 20 years or so. Kinda like how Jimmy Page is "always working on some stuff for next year"

 

[NortheastPhilly]

The first one is pfg

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Eddie Murphy says he âcringesâ at âignorantâ old jokes about AIDS and homosexuality

‘I was a young guy processing a broken heart,’ comedian and actor said

www.independent.co.uk

Backpedalling fag.

That Jew money/reputation is too good even for the slickest of niggers.