So. She is pregnant.

[Agent Torquie Morgan]

But I've decided to turn my life around.

No more posts about that Fatrick guy. No more getting zooted on weekdays. No more inane diary ramblings to the Off-Topic section.
I'm going to become a better father than mine ever was. I'm going to break the cycle.


And for those reasons, tonight I will celebrate BUT it will be the last night of this kind of celebration, ever. seriously. This is the last one. Anyone got a good movie for me to watch in 5 hours?

 

[guest]

So there’s going to be a little Torquie running around in the near future?

 

[Meownaw]

This is the last one.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Nice slanty eyed half breed mongrels, stupid. But seriously I have a weakness to dark skinned asian women myself so I can't fully blame ya for having half bug eye kids

 

[RapistWithHIV]

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Don't have to be so drastic, just remember not all the turtles make it to the sea, I've had a few that stuck that didn't make it on their own

 

[The Greaseman]

Torquie a good boy turnin he life around being a father to he kids going to church every sunday

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Just think ahead of a plan if she shits something like this out

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

You have just 9:months to stay up late and sleep in whenever you please. The first like 2 years are fuckin hell and I don't even have fetal alcohol kids like you will

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

This argument is happening as you posted your thread, what a fucking coincidence.

Also, congratulations.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Here’s to ya.

Fatherhood awaits, stlaker.

 

[Wild]

But I've decided to turn my life around.

No more posts about that Fatrick guy. No more getting zooted on weekdays. No more inane diary ramblings to the Off-Topic section.
I'm going to become a better father than mine ever was. I'm going to break the cycle.


And for those reasons, tonight I will celebrate BUT it will be the last night of this kind of celebration, ever. seriously. This is the last one. Anyone got a good movie for me to watch in 5 hours?

Just make sure you don't force your own interests onto your kid, stupid. Let them be their own person.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Make her take a paternity test.

 

[guest]

But I've decided to turn my life around.

No more posts about that Fatrick guy. No more getting zooted on weekdays. No more inane diary ramblings to the Off-Topic section.
I'm going to become a better father than mine ever was. I'm going to break the cycle.


And for those reasons, tonight I will celebrate BUT it will be the last night of this kind of celebration, ever. seriously. This is the last one. Anyone got a good movie for me to watch in 5 hours?

Torque! Missed ya, loved ya! I got movie links all over my profile if your interested.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You have now contributed more than Dan Mullen has.

Unless this is a bit account. In which case, bravo! You have contributed as much as Dan Mullen has.

 

[guest]

 

[Harry Powell]

If this is true, CONGRATULATIONS! This will be the best thing that ever happened in your life. Embrace it. I’m really happy for you. Don’t waste your time neurotically thinking of negatives and stress. This will all work out and it will be better than you ever imagined it could be.

If this is a bit, you’re a huge faggot, you’re fucking dead to me and I hope Dan Mullen rapes you.

 

[guest]

If this is true, CONGRATULATIONS! This will be the best thing that ever happened in your life. Embrace it. I’m really happy for you. Don’t waste your time neurotically thinking of negatives and stress. This will all work out and it will be better than you ever imagined it could be.

If this is a bit, you’re a huge faggot, you’re fucking dead to me and I hope Dan Mullen rapes you.

Looks like Dan Mullen is about to get laid...

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Dan wins again

 

[Huh?]

No one believes a junkie, dude.