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So Niki has a motorcycle too

Cptbaldopie

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Blue bike and gold bike, both look in good condition. Here's another example of blue bike lurking in the corner:

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Gold bike is 100% Patrick's:

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So two scenarios:

A. Niki owns blue bike and Patrick doesn't want us finding out.

B. Patrick owns both gold bike and blue bike, and has never once bragged about owning multiple motorcycles. From Patrick "I own a stable of Mustangs" Tomlinson.

You decide, or come up with a C answer that makes logical sense.
Nothing with him makes logical sense.
 
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potatopeeler63

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Look at all the attention he gives to gold bike, while ignoring blue bike completely.
nice living in abject poverty with section 8 housing as your backyard.
really helps the garden “pop”.
stupid fat fuck

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RobertMewler

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"Those boys use to touch the mud" I forget the exact gay quote/lie Pat used about planes flying over his house.

"I lived near Westfield out in the sticks, and those boys would fly in the mud over my house. I remember one day I was helping my dad shingle the roof and one came so close overhead that we could read the tail numbers."

Reminder: He edited his bio to say some strange things:


 

Clint Ruin

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"I lived near Westfield out in the sticks, and those boys would fly in the mud over my house. I remember one day I was helping my dad shingle the roof and one came so close overhead that we could read the tail numbers."

Reminder: He edited his bio to say some strange things:



I forgot he used to sign his posts "P@t". I do really hope they find cancer in his jaw some day and he has to walk around with half a face.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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Someone on Kiwifarms pointed this out when it was right in front of us all along:

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1 Mustang, 2 motorcycles. Patrick only talks about his one. According to KF, the vandal targeted only Niki's bike, not Patrick's.

For the record, motorcycles are kind of a thing in the lesbian community, google "dykes on bikes" right after you appreciate that awesome name. I'd hate to make any formal accusations but who knows where Niki goes on her hog. Or why Patrick has never mentioned once that his wife enjoys motorcycles just like him.

Be kind of a cool thing to brag about, right? I'm a heterosexual guy into motorcycles, and my straight wife is also into them, we're a two-member bike crew! I'm not into the culture but I'm sure there are biker couples on social media getting upvotes, you can picture the staged instagram photos. What could possibly motivate Patrick to keep that from getting out?
She goes as far away from her hog as possible
 

Meownaw

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"I lived near Westfield out in the sticks, and those boys would fly in the mud over my house. I remember one day I was helping my dad shingle the roof and one came so close overhead that we could read the tail numbers."

Reminder: He edited his bio to say some strange things:


My ribs to whoever did this.
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Skatole C9H9N

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i cant imagine owning a motorcycle and just leaving it outside in the snow like that, what a broke nigger. at least put a cover on it
Anyone with a brain knows to do that or put it in storage. I’ve never owned a motorcycle and even I know to do that
 
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