Someone on Kiwifarms pointed this out when it was right in front of us all along:
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1 Mustang, 2 motorcycles. Patrick only talks about his one. According to KF, the vandal targeted only Niki's bike, not Patrick's.
For the record, motorcycles are kind of a thing in the lesbian community, google "dykes on bikes" right after you appreciate that awesome name. I'd hate to make any formal accusations but who knows where Niki goes on her hog. Or why Patrick has never mentioned once that his wife enjoys motorcycles just like him.
Be kind of a cool thing to brag about, right? I'm a heterosexual guy into motorcycles, and my straight wife is also into them, we're a two-member bike crew! I'm not into the culture but I'm sure there are biker couples on social media getting upvotes, you can picture the staged instagram photos. What could possibly motivate Patrick to keep that from getting out?