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So looks like I might be losing my job because I freaked out this morning… any advise on the job market in Texas???

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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That day you freaked out in your truck and screamed FUCK over and over on camera, I felt that. I do that all the time. But without the camera. I've punched out my own window. My dad has too, several times. Retarded, but effectively scary behavior. Guy lips, you punch your own window out and then he's just stuck beside you in traffic apologizing for like 7 solid minutes while you stare at him wordlessly. I hate cities.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Goddammit. Stop with these vague shit-questions about your dumb life. Stop blaming negroes and dykes for your goofy brain. Go back to your parents, say you're sorry for being an ass and an abject retard. Let your papa drive you to your new job at the local supermarket and find a dumb Robin Williams-type therapist to slowly sort you out. Goddammit, Jim you goofy motherfucker.
Also, write a letter and apologize to the negro dykes that you treated like shit in the military. I know they were perfect sweethearts to you, and you just can't let go of your bigotry.

Goddammit.
Stop it. Get some help you fucking crumb-bum. You stink.
Answer my fucking question you disgusting crippled nigger
 

Keith Robinson

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Answer my fucking question you disgusting crippled nigger
You goddamn Canadian, wannabe tough guy fatso. I bet you eat pancakes from your stomach and the maple syrup trickles down to your meek genitals and ass crack. Goddammit, TheGhostOfAbeVigoda has no dick separation.
No, I'm not Tone Loc you goofy dummy.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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You goddamn Canadian, wannabe tough guy fatso. I bet you eat pancakes from your stomach and the maple syrup trickles down to your meek genitals and ass crack. Goddammit, TheGhostOfAbeVigoda has no dick separation.
No, I'm not Tone Loc you goofy dummy.
Holee shit. TELLEM, KEEF!

 
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