So looks like I might be losing my job because I freaked out this morning… any advise on the job market in Texas???

[Nigger John]

Real replys only!

 

[Mustard]

 

[Gay-Face]

Be a ranch hand.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Ok, I'll say it: Nigger Jim, how did you freak out on your job today?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

HEB is always hiring. That's not too embarrassing, right, working with teenagers?

 

[We Have Everything]

No stocking inventory jobs on Oregon's Indeed.com?

 

[Keith Robinson]

Goddammit. Stop with these vague shit-questions about your dumb life. Stop blaming negroes and dykes for your goofy brain. Go back to your parents, say you're sorry for being an ass and an abject retard. Let your papa drive you to your new job at the local supermarket and find a dumb Robin Williams-type therapist to slowly sort you out. Goddammit, Jim you goofy motherfucker.
Also, write a letter and apologize to the negro dykes that you treated like shit in the military. I know they were perfect sweethearts to you, and you just can't let go of your bigotry.

Goddammit.
Stop it. Get some help you fucking crumb-bum. You stink.

 

[Agent Smith]

Have you considered day labor?

 

[H0meRunCumia]

Sell propane and propane accessories.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Clocktower maintenance. That way you won't have to take time out of your busy day when the inevitable happens

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Go down and start working the door at The Mothership and then start a podcast. East money, anyone can do it if they’re not lazy.

Do a daily cold plunge, get into jiu jitsu / MMA, smoke tons of weed and cigars, drink whisky, etc. You won’t have to worry about money / fun coupons anymore.

 

[Nigger John]

Ok, I'll say it: Nigger Jim, how did you freak out on your job today?

Well, I don’t think I’m getting fired now, so I won’t dox my job butt:

There has been a on going issue the last 2 and a half months that has fucked my work flow. Vague, I know. And I keep asking the uppers to fix but they said they won’t even touch it till the new year. Tracking?

So today, that issue was really bad , wasting a bunch of my time . So I start screaming and yelling; usually I yell out Karen Carpenter or Donald Trumps name. I was also screaming this place fucking sucks! I Hate it!!!! Like loud , at the top of my fucking lungs!

Well one of the senior managers over heard it and told me to stop and I said no, the “issue” is all fucked up and fucking me up. He said sorry but it can’t be fixed now.

Than I said it!!!

I said:

If you spent as much effort trying to make this place run smoothly as you did bitching to us about wearing Covid masks, we would have stake holders in the Alpha Centauri star system by now.

Well, he got all butt hurt and I went back to yelling about Karen Carpenter and he said he was going to talk to my supervisor and I might be losing my job.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

NJ at work:

 

[Professor Rape]

Well, I don’t think I’m getting fired now, so I won’t dox my job butt:

There has been a on going issue the last 2 and a half months that has fucked my work flow. Vague, I know. And I keep asking the uppers to fix but they said they won’t even touch it till the new year. Tracking?

So today, that issue was really bad , wasting a bunch of my time . So I start screaming and yelling; usually I yell out Karen Carpenter or Donald Trumps name. I was also screaming this place fucking sucks! I Hate it!!!! Like loud , at the top of my fucking lungs!

Well one of the senior managers over heard it and told me to stop and I said no, the “issue” is all fucked up and fucking me up. He said sorry but it can’t be fixed now.

Than I said it!!!

I said:

If you spent as much effort trying to make this place run smoothly as you did bitching to us about wearing Covid masks, we would have stake holders in the Alpha Centauri star system by now.

Well, he got all butt hurt and I went back to yelling about Karen Carpenter and he said he was going to talk to my supervisor and I might be losing my job.

You rule. I wanna be your friend so bad.

 

[DominusOdium]

Jerk off border jumpers at 5 bucks a pop

 

[BUBBLER]

Jerk off border jumpers at 5 bucks a pop

That’s been his side hustle for years already…Ya got any NEW ideas?

 

[Nigger John]

That’s been his side hustle for years already…Ya got any NEW ideas?

Oh, ok

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Well, I don’t think I’m getting fired now, so I won’t dox my job butt:

There has been a on going issue the last 2 and a half months that has fucked my work flow. Vague, I know. And I keep asking the uppers to fix but they said they won’t even touch it till the new year. Tracking?

So today, that issue was really bad , wasting a bunch of my time . So I start screaming and yelling; usually I yell out Karen Carpenter or Donald Trumps name. I was also screaming this place fucking sucks! I Hate it!!!! Like loud , at the top of my fucking lungs!

Well one of the senior managers over heard it and told me to stop and I said no, the “issue” is all fucked up and fucking me up. He said sorry but it can’t be fixed now.

Than I said it!!!

I said:

If you spent as much effort trying to make this place run smoothly as you did bitching to us about wearing Covid masks, we would have stake holders in the Alpha Centauri star system by now.

Well, he got all butt hurt and I went back to yelling about Karen Carpenter and he said he was going to talk to my supervisor and I might be losing my job.

I wasn't serious, FAGGOT

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

They’ll hire pretty much any retard to rough neck. Two weeks on two weeks off is a decent perk. Outside of getting cancer 20 years from now or loosing a couple of fingers it’s not a bad gig.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Goddammit. Stop with these vague shit-questions about your dumb life. Stop blaming negroes and dykes for your goofy brain. Go back to your parents, say you're sorry for being an ass and an abject retard. Let your papa drive you to your new job at the local supermarket and find a dumb Robin Williams-type therapist to slowly sort you out. Goddammit, Jim you goofy motherfucker.
Also, write a letter and apologize to the negro dykes that you treated like shit in the military. I know they were perfect sweethearts to you, and you just can't let go of your bigotry.

Goddammit.
Stop it. Get some help you fucking crumb-bum. You stink.

Is it true that you and Tone Loc are the same person?