So I started reading Tony Robbins and my life is legit changing

[Carl Winslow]

My dad is obssessed with that weirdo...does he really advice semen retention? LOL

No child, he does not. HE gives you the tools to do anything.

 

[Hoolies]

No child, he does not. HE gives you the tools to do anything.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No child, he does not. HE gives you the tools to do anything.

If I read Tony Robbins, will I have the tools to fly? Like, without any sort of aircraft? Can I just fly like a bird if I read Tony Robbins?

I only know him from Shallow Hal.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Can Tony Robbins give me the tools to outrun a cheetah or make my dick bigger?

 

[Carl Winslow]

Can Tony Robbins give me the tools to outrun a cheetah or make my dick bigger?

It depends on how bad you want it.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I met a girl who fucked Tony Robbins on the reg