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Sneak peek of Nana’s Cumpound South
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Who needs a coat rack when you can drape 6 different jackets on three chairs?
I’ll tell you who: niggers
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Look at her starring into the fridge like there is a christmas eve dinner in fridge. Both doors open shows she has zero idea what to make. She is expecting to be taken out to eat and he guilt tripped her into cooking something. I wouldnt be surprised if this pic is after an argument about it. Ants going to end up eating hot pockets and celery for dinner.
This is a Patrick level nothing tweet. Who is this for? "Someone has to cook." Okay? Who the fuck cares?
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Any man worth a shit can cook eggs any way, meat any way, a couple of pasta dishes, a couple of potato dishes, rice with a little practice, veg too. There are literally excellent chefs out there giving away their trade secrets for free on youtube. No excuse.
All this goes for twice with women. There's literally no excuse for any woman alive not to be able to put together at least 5 tasty meals for you. If she can't, she's worthless.
All this goes for twice with women. There's literally no excuse for any woman alive not to be able to put together at least 5 tasty meals for you. If she can't, she's worthless.
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Builds the house, yet still places his "Studio" in the kitchen pantry?
" I paid for everything, why dont you get in the kitchen and rattle some pans! Im hungry! FUCK!"
It is in a weird spot. Wouldn't it be better in like a spare bedroom that actually has a door so Missy can't scream at him for holy-shitting too loud while she's trying to watch TV.
Ah, the Sam Roberts diet!
Wait, did this retard build himself a bluescreen? 
Is he shooting film? Or is that just the new background?
Nice embossed led logo too, stupid. Too bad no-one will ever see it because the new broadcast closet is too small to get a wide shot without a crazy fisheye lens, which would just further highlight the fact he is broadcasting from a broom closet
Is he shooting film? Or is that just the new background? Nice embossed led logo too, stupid. Too bad no-one will ever see it because the new broadcast closet is too small to get a wide shot without a crazy fisheye lens, which would just further highlight the fact he is broadcasting from a broom closet
Missy booby trapped the place.
Because he never ever expected to have to do the show from there. He had visions of trolling the City for black tranny dick for the rest of his life while Missy Muscles did whatever the fuck she does 700 miles away. Now he’s a light jog away from a massive coronary and doing his show from the pantry lol.
Oh I hope Nana catches that extension cord with her socked feet and goes flying into the corner of the pantry, forehead first.
Seeing as his gaming computer is in that "studio" area and it doesnt have a door, just a curtain. I bet his cursing and racial slurs while gaming really carries through the house. Im sure Missy is thrilled about it.
He's bragging to the public he has a normal-ish enough looking living situation now. Which would be great, if 90% of the population wasn't already situated like this at around 25 and not 65.
I'm sure that curtain is the furthest thing from sound-deadening as you can get. If she even thought to put up any foam eggshell on the walls, that stupid "door" negates any of it.