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snake is sexy as fuck and wants to be my boyfriend

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He's actually an undercover CIA agent who has been tasked with brainwashing you to become a Sirhan Sirhan type Manchurian candidate. Your target is the woman you named your avatar after. Sonny and Cher's "I got you babe" will activate you. Don't ask me how I know this.
 

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He's actually an undercover CIA agent who has been tasked with brainwashing you to become a Sirhan Sirhan type Manchurian candidate. Your target is the woman you named your avatar after. Sonny and Cher's "I got you babe" will activate you. Don't ask me how I know this.
woman? you must be mistaken. that's the king of kings, lord of lords, conquering lion of the tribe of judah.
 

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woman? you must be mistaken. that's the king of kings, lord of lords, conquering lion of the tribe of judah.

I have a friend who went full schizophrenic into this shit, he started worshipping haile selassie like he was some kind of mystical messiah. Before I closed my Facebook he kept posting unhinged nonsense in pidgin Rasta English about him being related to Jesus

It attracts the mentally ill.

I’m a spiritual person and I believe in a higher power, I fuck heavy with wild esoteric beliefs but that shit is too weird for even me, I am not admiring or worshipping anyone who was the emperor of Ethiopia. Ethiopia is a disgusting shit hole and hell on earth and nobody from there has any cosmic wisdom to impart.
 

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I have a friend who went full schizophrenic into this shit, he started worshipping haile selassie like he was some kind of mystical messiah. Before I closed my Facebook he kept posting unhinged nonsense in pidgin Rasta English about him being related to Jesus

It attracts the mentally ill.

I’m a spiritual person and I believe in a higher power, I fuck heavy with wild esoteric beliefs but that shit is too weird for even me, I am not admiring or worshipping anyone who was the emperor of Ethiopia. Ethiopia is a disgusting shit hole and hell on earth and nobody from there has any cosmic wisdom to impart.
ethiopia is the most ancient and holy nation on this earth. sorry you're so stupid.
 

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ethiopia is the most ancient and holy nation on this earth. sorry you're so stupid.

Yeah but selassie was the emperor there in the 1900s and now it’s a disgusting backwards shit hole. There’s no wisdom to be found there anymore.

If you wanna talk about the kingdom of aksum or whatever then that’s interesting, but that cunt has nothing to do with that.
 

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Yeah but selassie was the emperor there in the 1900s and now it’s a disgusting backwards shit hole. There’s no wisdom to be found there anymore.

If you wanna talk about the kingdom of aksum or whatever then that’s interesting, but that cunt has nothing to do with that.
i named my son after king ezana of axum and it's no mistake that my name is leiah the same letters in haile. the evil italians are responsible for the downfall of ethiopia but that doesn't erase millenia of holy empires.
 

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i named my son after king ezana of axum and it's no mistake that my name is leiah the same letters in haile. the evil italians are responsible for the downfall of ethiopia but that doesn't erase millenia of holy empires.

He was the dude raging against the dying of the light, trying to protect a long lost civilisation, and he was murdered so the 40 IQ African war lords could rule over an empire of dirt and AIDS.

I was being hyperbolic calling him a cunt, he was just the embers of something above the diseased nightmare Africa is now.
 
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I have a friend who went full schizophrenic into this shit, he started worshipping haile selassie like he was some kind of mystical messiah. Before I closed my Facebook he kept posting unhinged nonsense in pidgin Rasta English about him being related to Jesus

It attracts the mentally ill.

I’m a spiritual person and I believe in a higher power, I fuck heavy with wild esoteric beliefs but that shit is too weird for even me, I am not admiring or worshipping anyone who was the emperor of Ethiopia. Ethiopia is a disgusting shit hole and hell on earth and nobody from there has any cosmic wisdom to impart.
This right here is why we need to send the niggers back to Africa, blockade and let them devolve back to the monkeys they are.
i named my son after king ezana of axum and it's no mistake that my name is leiah the same letters in haile. the evil italians are responsible for the downfall of ethiopia but that doesn't erase millenia of holy empires.
I tend to think like (((Kissinger))), there most likely was none of this nonsense and the savages in Africa lived naked, foraging carrion and wild plants and all of these stories were created to placate the people now. I'm thinking the commies did this. You yourself have your white genes offsetting the monkey genes and that's why you aren't in a call center boiler room in Lagos scamming old people by phone. Africans are animals, they lack the neanderthal DNA that they need to overcome complex problems. Homo sapiens were just more agile, the missing link is likely the Neanderthal DNA, we're just to bigoted to admit that. The mixing with them is why we advanced as a species. Speech and language centers in the brain were positively enhanced and scientists always point out neanderthal DNA does not make us smarter, to a deranged extent, likely because Africans don't have any. Which means it's probably the opposite.

Bam, your brain is not "black", it's why despite being insane you and most American nigs are better off than Africans.
 
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Have you heard the younger one Ky-Mani or whatever? He has a song called Ghetto Soldier that's about him growing up poor and ghetto as shit and how he'll shoot someone if he needs to. It's hilarious. It's like, "no, dude, people know that you did not grow up poor and you are not a gangster."
Reminds me of when Deion Sanders demolished his son in public

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