Smartest British “Person”

[Dennyislife]

@Sue Lightning in case you need to linger longerrrr, @Dennyislife was doxxed last year

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That's not me. He looks a lot happier than I am.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

That's not me. He looks a lot happier than I am.

I enjoyed the fact you didn't deny being fat & ginger... I recently realised through throngs of depression that I'm actually as happy as humanly possible; I take drugs, I don't pay bills... it's all gravy, baby!

(I shouldn't use this place to workshop bits, sorry)

 

[guest]

WE HEARD YOU!!!!

D'oh!

 

[Dennyislife]

I enjoyed the fact you didn't deny being fat & ginger.

My lawyers are dealing with it.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

I enjoyed the fact you didn't deny being fat & ginger... I recently realised through throngs of depression that I'm actually as happy as humanly possible; I take drugs, I don't pay bills... it's all gravy, baby!

(I shouldn't use this place to workshop bits, sorry)

Please abandon this bit, you sound like welfare Austin Powers

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Please abandon this bit, you sound like welfare Austin Powers

Shall we pay now, or pay later?

Punchin' out.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I'll eat fish and chips a few times a year, but only near the coast (pro tip for any tourist funsters - don't get fish and chips in London or any city/town that isn't next to the sea.)

That reminds me, I had a hamburger in some English seaside place years ago. It was encased in fried batter and the hamburger was literally bouncing around in there. I bit down on the shell of batter and there was like an inch of air between it and the actual burger. It was probably the worst thing I've ever eaten in my life and I still don't know how they even managed to achieve that.

Your kebabs stink too. Big fan of the meat pies and Yorkshire puddings though.

 

[guest]

That reminds me, I had a hamburger in some English seaside place years ago. It was encased in fried batter and the hamburger was literally bouncing around in there. I bit down on the shell of batter and there was like an inch of air between it and the actual burger. It was probably the worst thing I've ever eaten in my life and I still don't know how they even managed to achieve that.

Your kebabs stink too. Big fan of the meat pies and Yorkshire puddings though.

Go to Green Lanes in Haringay or Edgware Road and you'll get Turkish or Lebanese food that's as good as anywhere in the world. Your run of the mill kebab shop is just for pissheads to mop up the booze after the pubs close.

A battered burger? I didn't know they served those anywhere south of Hadrian's Wall. It was probably Alsatian meat, mate.

 

[Dennyislife]

The only battered thing I have had is battered sausage (oo eeer lololololol) never even heard of battered burgers. The Scottish do mars bars and pizzas but I think that's more of a bit than anything real.