Since we're all going to prison (according to Pat) what will your prison name be?

[Snake]

Radiator Grilled Cheese.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Andy Espresso

 

[TheYepster]

The man who sold dollar store batteries

 

[Pino_palladino]

Maynardsabeast. Im gonna make wrestling in prison COOL again

 

[FFWBTdad]

Puddle of Aids

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

Mufasa Shabazz

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

I'm going to get a teardrop tattoo to signify the time I said a fat guy's book was "Just not that good."

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I will go full Schillinger. In fact, I'm getting eyes tattooed on the back of my head tomorrow.

And a warning to you guineas:

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Gregg Opie “Nigger” Hughes

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I Hate Knickers (subreddit reference)

You guys got my back if any black people mishear it, right?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Dan "The Nigger Exterminator" Mullen

 

[Meownaw]

Liddy

 

[TheYepster]

I Hate Knickers (subreddit reference)

You guys got my back if any black people mishear it, right?

Damn that kinda sounds like you hate niggers

 

[Stent]

Chiller Kuhn.

 

[guest]

Diarrhea Bubblebath

Hopefully that will prevent my ass from being violated while I serve a bid for felony photoshopping

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Cool Rick

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Joe Cumia

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Probably Bobby Hill or Casper like last time.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

naming myself is a bit lame.
When i get in the yard I'll let everyone know my history and they can think of a name for me.
49k twitter followers
expert marksman
self defense expert
tv personality
political firebrand
athlete
actual tough guy

I reckon it will be something cool like:
IronFist
Big Duke
CrazeeGeek
RockySolid
HamHands

Last time I just carried a spoon around with me, unfortunately in prison there is no twitter so no-one got the reference and just called me a smack addict.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Adebisi

I’ll even wear the little hat