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Since we're all going to prison (according to Pat) what will your prison name be?

FurBurger

FurBurger

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JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler said:
Jake the Nigger stabber. Either that or toothless the walking pocket pussy
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You can be both - Jake first, and then toothless after "the incident".

Since Pat's assured us (while frantically masturbating) that we're all going to be raped in prison, and since I heard they don't rape you if you're already in a couple I call dibs on @CarolMaxheinie. Fit and handsome, Carol strikes me as a tender and sensitive lover who'll treat me well.

Also, if it turns out that none of you get raped and I've been offering myself up to Carol for a decade for no reason, don't tell me. Or anyone; just... don't talk about it at all.
 
JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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FurBurger said:
You can be both - Jake first, and then toothless after "the incident".

Since Pat's assured us (while frantically masturbating) that we're all going to be raped in prison, and since I heard they don't rape you if you're already in a couple I call dibs on @CarolMaxheinie. Fit and handsome, Carol strikes me as a tender and sensitive lover who'll treat me well.

Also, if it turns out that none of you get raped and I've been offering myself up to Carol for a decade for no reason, don't tell me. Or anyone; just... don't talk about it at all.
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So I guess we just have to decide who is going to be whose bitch
 
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