simperville dan, clearly not bothered, lets members know they no longer exist to him

[guest]

He's having a complete mental breakdown. What a lunatic.

Pat was right. He's mentally ill, stlaker. He needs psychiatric help.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

"you take it in the ass. like a pussy. and that's what you are"

 

[UnPRePared]

"you take it in the ass. like a pussy. and that's what you are"

I'm getting serious "I called her a bitch because that's what she was!" vibes from that comment.

Seriously, if this is a living art satire of an Opie/Anthony breakdown, and Mewler is an indirect Esther Wu catalyst, it's Kaufmann-esque genius.

 

[guest]

Everybody who said this infighting is gay and unfunny needs to listen to this Dan rant because it's the most insane, funniest thing I've seen from this board in a while. You're all sleeping on this!

 

[Cuphead]

I'm getting serious "I called her a bitch because that's what she was!" vibes from that comment.

Seriously, if this is a living art satire of an Opie/Anthony breakdown, and Mewler is an indirect Esther Wu catalyst, it's Kaufmann-esque genius.

After listening to the whole thing, I wouldn't be shocked if that was the bit

 

[guest]

Not to pile on here, as I like Mewler (I like most of you, actually, regardless of differences in opinion/perspectives) but logically, if she's off limits because she's a woman, why isn't Nikki?

These are the questions that keep me up at night. That and intermittent insomnia.

This is a fair question, @ChicopeeChip, please address. Try and keep it under 15 minutes, please.

 

[guest]

After listening to the whole thing, I wouldn't be shocked if that was the bit

Yea this whole thing does look like a bit.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

This is a fair question, @ChicopeeChip, please address. Try and keep it under 15 minutes, please.

He's hiding in his secret forum bunker with the rest of the Simperville gestapo.

Next he'll marry Mewler, shoot his dog and then kill himself.

The rule of this forum dictator seem to be over at last.

 

[guest]

Yea this whole thing does look like a bit.

If you're implying I'm part of this or something, I 100% swear that I'm not doing a bit with Dan and Mews or whatever.

Dan has legit lost his mind. And I don't want him going back on this rant with "teehee guys, I was just pretending to be retarded". This was real.

The fact that it seems like a bit proves how crazy Dan really is. The guy uses his real name to troll Patrick/post here ffs.

 

[guest]

If you're implying I'm part of this or something, I 100% swear that I'm not doing a bit with Dan and Mews or whatever.

Dan has legit lost his mind. And I don't want him going back on this rant with "teehee guys, I was just pretending to be retarded". This was real.

Only someone doing a bit would say it is not a bit.

 

[UnPRePared]

Only someone doing a bit would say it is not a bit.

Much like someone saying they're Ray Wilson and actually BEING Ray Wilson.

Fuck, I better go look in the mirror.

 

[guest]

Why did he make such a big deal over people privately messaging him saying I was a faggot? lol. Am I supposed to think, "oh no, people don't like me?!?!" or something? No shit, lol.

Dan, I've gotten a few DM's from people calling you a faggot too.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

my inbox is lit up with people calling dan a simp

 

[HotDogJoe]

I'm not gonna play the game with you anymore

 

[guest]

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I always thought it wasn't a good idea for insane people to be put together like that, if they wanted to get better.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

The podcast business passed you by, Dan.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

This is a fair question, @ChicopeeChip, please address. Try and keep it under 15 minutes, please.

try to keep the treble in the voice down too, if possible. Neurotypical levels

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I heard this nonsense last night while I was watching the Andy Dick stream

Whats interesting is people on Andy's stream were donating nonstop Phil Hartman Jokes and calling Andy a rapist

Andy didn't flip out like Dan did over some good-natured forum posts

Andy blew weed smoke at his bearded dragon and tried to grab chicken andy's ass for about 7 hours straight

Andy Dick has more chill than @ChicopeeChip

Let that that wash over you

 

[guest]

I heard this nonsense last night while I was watching the Andy Dick stream

Whats interesting is people on Andy's stream were donating nonstop Phil Hartman Jokes and calling Andy a rapist

Andy didn't flip out like Dan did over some good-natured forum posts

Andy blew weed smoke at his bearded dragon and tried to grab chicken andy's ass for about 7 hours straight

Andy Dick has more chill than @ChicopeeChip

Let that that wash over you

I'm trying to figure out what we did exactly, to make Dan sperg out like that. Called Mewler fat and a chink, and some of us posted photos of women (Lucy Lawless, Ricci, Silverstone, etc). Oh no.

 

[guest]

God damn i got fucking douchechills. Did anyone actually listen to all three hours of dan channeling norton?

they're not funny. I actually do bits. You guys are civilians. leave it to the pros.

I actually like dan and mews, they're brothermen, better than 98% of people IRL.... and it's fun to rip them and...
[SIZE=22px]this is so fucking embarrassing. [/SIZE]