Should you be on the sex offender list?

[Chapel]

So my neighbours son used to go about with this guy, Neil McMillan. I think about four of them were renting a house together at one point. Anyway he had the fucking greatest defence ever
“In custody, McMillan denied being responsible for her killing, telling officers: “I’m in my 40s and I’m Scottish and I didn’t do it.”

Former Annan man denies murdering prostitute

A FORMER Annan man has denied murdering a sex-change prostitute by strangling her and setting her body alight.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[Sue Lightning]

Okay so my cunt girlfriend at the time stopped me from going out with my friends this night. It was senior year of high school. It was alll my friends three girls one of which was the gf of this nigga who’s doing life without possibility of parole. Because he was very high up in the gang he was in and spent the last two years murdering people around the small city I lived in.

Everyone goes to queens and they’re sending me pics the entire time and I want to murder my stupid gf. Who is still fighting with me for wanting to go. They eventually come back to our oldest friends house where he had a basement apt.

The two girls were getting the gang members bitch really drunk the entire night on purpose. So that she would give lap dances to all the guys and make out with them and shit. They get her to chug a four loko and leave her there. She eventually pukes everywhere and passes out.

Then the weird shit starts. She’s layin in the middle of the floor. One by one the bolder fellows start touching her ass and pussy. It gets to my friend who turned out to be gay and is now a cocaine dealer who is in a bike gang. They call him a faggot for not doing it so he huffs and puffs gets up and gently swipes her pussy with disgust.

The two rapier of the group take their dicks out and start trying to get it passed her teeth. They can’t. So they rub it on her face. Then they start pulling her pants down and one of them starts smelling her ass. Then they drag her into a different room so they can take turns smelling her ass. It smells very bad allegedly. She wakes up auddenly. The oldest one drops down to the floor and pretends he sleeping. The black one does this rolling technique until he’s in the other room.

The next day they all show up at my back door with this video. Close my blinds lock my doors and say “after we show you this we’re gonna delete and never speak of this again” years go by and I’m telling you guys. That was 2012.

Edit: I wouldn’t have touched that spic whore. My gf at the time was wayyyy hotter.

Thats rape. You just described a rape.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Thats rape. You just described a rape.

You just described a fact. Ehh Honestly I wouldn’t call it that.

 

[guest]

Chr**t Almighty, that’s disturbing and disgusting.

Very rarely will you catch me using the Lord’s name in vain but fuck, man that’s disturbing.

I’m not judging you by any means but I’m glad that you weren’t involved in that situation. That’s not PFG.

You didn’t like that the girl got raped
WE GET IT. Holy fuck

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I’m just a rude dude

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You didn’t like that the girl got raped
WE GET IT. Holy fuck

TFW you can’t get it up for the gang rape.

 

[PickleRickle]

Im too lazy to be a rapist

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Some of you guys talk about rape like it's a bad thing.

 

[Peckas]

@gassers comment?

 

[Sex Offender Joe]

Technically, I am on one

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I like rape

 

[Jizz]

there's almost no public bathrooms where i live so i piss in public if i need to. if that makes me a sex offender then i don't give a fawk!

 

[Dog Eater]

When I was 7 or 8 years old I was swinging on a swing I made in my backyard out of this super strong vine thing likeI was Tarzan when the neighbours came over. They were 2 sisters one my age the other a year younger. They had both been at gymnastics I guess and were wearing leotards. They wanted to swing on the vine so I told them they had to let me feel their front bottoms in exchange. Anyway they lined up and let me fondle their private parts through the leotards one after the other which made my peepee feel funny then we all had fun swinging on the vine like Tarzan.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

When I was 7 or 8 years old I was swinging on a swing I made in my backyard out of this super strong vine thing likeI was Tarzan when the neighbours came over. They were 2 sisters one my age the other a year younger. They had both been at gymnastics I guess and were wearing leotards. They wanted to swing on the vine so I told them they had to let me feel their front bottoms in exchange. Anyway they lined up and let me fondle their private parts through the leotards one after the other which made my peepee feel funny then we all had fun swinging on the vine like Tarzan.

A real Dan Mullen right here

 

[Dog Eater]

A real Dan Mullen right here

He finds all his women swinging on vines.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He finds all his women swinging on vines.

Line of the day

Dan this is a reference to you marrying a monkey person