Shitfaced Rick PonTificaTes abouT Sand

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

What if we were the sand all along maaaahhhnn.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Such deep thoughts from our pondering piggy. I bet his followers just loved it. Must have hundreds, perhaps thousands of likes!

Oh. Or 9.

 

[Raymond]

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

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[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Wow, that's a lot of Space McDonald's!

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Notice Niki got far the fuck away from him as he recorded this drunken diatribe. If I were a stranger walking by this I'd be very embarrassed for Rick. I imagine every second this fat retard spent making this felt like 30 for Niki.

I'd bet $17,000 that he did more than one take before he finally got it to where it is.

 

[Will Tate]

Christ alive is he fat.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Reminds me of this:

Nice using dry sand grains to prove your retarded gay point about how many grains of sand there are stupid.

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

Reminds me of this:

Multiple by 2 or 4? Is he just pulling this shit out of thin air?

 

[BudDickman]

I guess it makes sense that a dumb guy from a landlocked state is in awe of sand.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Yea why not walk over to the dry sand to make your point you fat moron? Nice using gloopy wet sand to point out individual sand grains.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You know something... Rick's fat alien-looking head aside... I bet there's more grains of sand than there are stars in the universe.

Because we have so much fucking sand. You ever try getting rid of that shit out of your car?

 

[guest]

Science Talk Pat has a child's view of life and the universe because he did poorly in school and never went any further than thinking Star Wars Trek must be real because BIG NUMBERS OF THINGS! There's more bacteria and shit living in his gut than there are stars in the Milky Way but none of them is writing a sequel to In The Red.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Multiple by 2 or 4? Is he just pulling this shit out of thin air?

Dude, c'mon, Rick wouldn't do that.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I think he fucked up by saying that "...you mean to tell me that..." instead of "...you mean to tell me there's not..."

Also, bump.

 

[guest]

This is one of the craziest things he's ever posted. He's fucking lost it.

 

[guest]

"There are trillions and trillions grains of sand on this beach". Nice scientific mind, retard. Trillion was the highest number he could think of. He was trying so hard to sound smart in this. Embarrassing.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Rick spouts off some dumb shit that every 16-year-old on mushrooms thinks about, and presents it as if he's the first to come up with it.

I hope he gets cancer in his mouthflaps.

 

[EraGodless]

Jesus Christ Pig, you’re 41 years old. Nobody wants to see your fat gross head pontificating about sand. This is lame pot talk from a guy who proudly claims to have never smoked weed. No wonder he hasn’t smoked, nobody ever wanted to smoke with him because he would bore them with shit like this. Does he think his next career will be making travel videos with his “scientific” narration? I bet he thinks this is his next career venture.

 

[guest]

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Tim = fag but that reminded me of this.