Shitfaced Rick PonTificaTes abouT Sand

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Reminds me of this:

 

[ConsumerGeekazoid]

Opie pondering about water was more coherent

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Jesus Christ Pig, you’re 41 years old. Nobody wants to see your fat gross head pontificating about sand. This is lame pot talk from a guy who proudly claims to have never smoked weed. No wonder he hasn’t smoked, nobody ever wanted to smoke with him because he would bore them with shit like this. Does he think his next career will be making travel videos with his “scientific” narration? I bet he thinks this is his next career venture.

 

[Ladynyahh]

What a fucking bore he is. You ever really think about sand, maaaaaan?

 

[BudDickman]

What pretentious nonsense is this? Is he trying to be Carl Sagan now?

 

[Snake]

Reminds me of this:

Congestive heart failure? Ova eeeeeeerre.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

He could be at some of the best fishing spots on the planet, seeing rare animals, climbing volcanoes, surfing, working out on the beach, checking out sites where old CIA planes still exist and have been turned into restaurants, but no he’s fatting around on the beach talking about sand. He just sucks at everything.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Nice picking up wet, muddy sand that sticks to your fingers you fat buffoon.

"Nope...no way!" Wow fat science man has spoken, were surrounded by intelligent space aliens.

 

[AntSucks]

There's a SHIT LOAD more stars in the universe than grains of sand on the earth. It's not even close to equal. It's something like 10,000 stars for every grain of sand.

Imagine even showing your face after crying for 4 hours on the phone to Josiah.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Look guys, you're just gonna have to accept that Rick's Costa Rican Adventure was a LOT of fun. So much fun. The funnest. $24,000 easy.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

This is more insightful and factual than Piggy.

 

[guest]

What Opie like dipshit faggot pontification is this welfare fraud attempting here?

Just pay our man what you owe, you fucking deadbeat.

 

[IanHalperin]

I hear ya brotherman. But did you ever think about water?

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Uh-oh, Rick. Better get back on TwiTTer. They're at it again.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He should log all these impostor accounts and send the Excel file...oh wait.

 

[guest]

Nice uneducated rambling drunk video, Fat cunt.

 

[guest]

Lips looking more Jokery than ever.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Marine biologist Rick just got his degree by walking in the sand

 

[HotDogJoe]

Hopefully of all those grains of sands (planets) that have intelligent life on them, there's nobody as pretentious as you, faggot.

Holy fuck, he might legitimately be the most insufferable human being on earth.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Notice Niki got far the fuck away from him as he recorded this drunken diatribe. If I were a stranger walking by this I'd be very embarrassed for Rick. I imagine every second this fat retard spent making this felt like 30 for Niki.