"She was cute" - Anthony Cumia

[LingerLonger]

Showering with your dad and staring at his dicking peeing near your face is gay

Reminder that no one on the show knew about this until Anthony repeatedly brought it up. They were in the middle of doing the WBAB roast and goofing on each other. When out of nowhere Anthony says "Hey everyone....when I was a little kid my father used to make me shower with him and stand near his penis". For no reason. He just brings it up out of nowhere like a complete retard.

He did the same with the "wearing mommy's shoes" bit. Where he just blurts out personal details of his life on air without thinking about how everyone will react. It was the same for his odd explanations of faking blowing loads in women. Why he didn't want his personal sex life revealed in divorce court. Or stuff like him "accidentally" watching lots of gay porn then laughing at "guys railing each other".

 

[alkiefuck2]

Lol, the hottest bird Ant ever had was a boy named Sue. (Danni doesn't count, she grew the tits afterwards)

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

It’s like he gets off on taking advantage of young girls. Wouldn’t you want to date someone compelling who isn’t already obsessed with you? I don’t understand how his brain works. He was following a 14 year old girl on twitter and had her “Amazon wish list” saved so he could send her things. 14. I confronted him and he said “well she’s a fan of the show and she’s cute.”

Anthony's EX letter - Pastebin.com

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[satanssockpuppet]

Anthony Cumia is an old-style entertainment queer like Paul Lynde

HahaHAholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshit!

 

[Sue2]

Reminder that no one on the show knew about this until Anthony repeatedly brought it up. They were in the middle of doing the WBAB roast and goofing on each other. When out of nowhere Anthony says "Hey everyone....when I was a little kid my father used to make me shower with him and stand near his penis". For no reason. He just brings it up out of nowhere like a complete retard.

He did the same with the "wearing mommy's shoes" bit. Where he just blurts out personal details of his life on air without thinking about how everyone will react. It was the same for his odd explanations of faking blowing loads in women. Why he didn't want his personal sex life revealed in divorce court. Or stuff like him "accidentally" watching lots of gay porn then laughing at "guys railing each other".

Beige mentioned in his Lady Di documentary what made her so interesting is that O&A knew her for 20 odd years and yet out of nowhere she would blurt out “Yeah I smoked crack, didn’t everyone?“ or “Yeah i got fucked in the ass in the 80’s.” And how that kind of thing just made you wonder what else she had going on that she just never said.

Anthony was the exact same way. He would bring up these lies endlessly and to his own exposure. And it makes you wonder what else he never said.

“Yeah I would go as low as 9.”
“Yeah I had a crush on my cousin.”
“Yeah my brother was fucking my wife”
“Yeah I smoked crack with my whole family”
“Yeah I wore mommys shoes”
“Yeah I showered with my father”

ALL brought up completely unprompted and with 0 expectation that people would stop and go “WHAT?”

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Reminder that no one on the show knew about this until Anthony repeatedly brought it up. They were in the middle of doing the WBAB roast and goofing on each other. When out of nowhere Anthony says "Hey everyone....when I was a little kid my father used to make me shower with him and stand near his penis". For no reason. He just brings it up out of nowhere like a complete retard.

He did the same with the "wearing mommy's shoes" bit. Where he just blurts out personal details of his life on air without thinking about how everyone will react. It was the same for his odd explanations of faking blowing loads in women. Why he didn't want his personal sex life revealed in divorce court. Or stuff like him "accidentally" watching lots of gay porn then laughing at "guys railing each other".

He slips sometimes. The sex-crazed, pussy-pounding, virgin-deflowering, staunchly heterosexual mask comes down, and the pissy-eyed, sexually-conflicted faggot bursts through. He's trying to be like Jimmy, with the depraved stories, but he doesn't realize how revealing they are. Then he doubles down, and the next thing you know, he's hooting about fucking minors.

 

[JebJoh]

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True quote from AntH

She let him fuck other weirdos. But be real, a cumia shouldn’t even stand next to people whe aren’t hideous wilderbeasts. If I looked like that I’d marry the first 300 lb dreamboat who let me fuck her and she’d be treated like gold until I died trying to go down on her. Before the money, his ex was slumming.

 

[JebJoh]

Beige mentioned in his Lady Di documentary what made her so interesting is that O&A knew her for 20 odd years and yet out of nowhere she would blurt out “Yeah I smoked crack, didn’t everyone?“ or “Yeah i got fucked in the ass in the 80’s.” And how that kind of thing just made you wonder what else she had going on that she just never said.

Anthony was the exact same way. He would bring up these lies endlessly and to his own exposure. And it makes you wonder what else he never said.

“Yeah I would go as low as 9.”
“Yeah I had a crush on my cousin.”
“Yeah my brother was fucking my wife”
“Yeah I smoked crack with my whole family”
“Yeah I wore mommys shoes”
“Yeah I showered with my father”

ALL brought up completely unprompted and with 0 expectation that people would stop and go “WHAT?”

He needed to unburden himself.

 

[JebJoh]

That was my theory even before the stuff about Sue came out. For someone as braggadocious about his sex life and underage girls as Nana is, you think he would want the tabloids and everyone to know about his sexual adventures so he could brag about them on the show.

I’d be gay for that money. She was keeping quiet about the kind of sex that would land him in jail. One of his friends back in the 90s got hooked on something with his wife and wound up pimping his wife, her sister and some transient teens. This is the pool of degenerates the cumias come from.

 

[guest]

wilderbeasts.

Wildebeests, stupid.

 

[guest]

Nana married Dog the bounty hunter

 

[Chive Turkey]

The DMAN cannot recall the exact clip where Patrice or Colin, or someone similar called out that point...

Patrice was fucking flabbergasted when he first heard the divorce story. The 'why' got kinda lost in his sympathy for Ant getting screwed over during the whole process, but it's clear Patrice didn't understand why the hell Nana would ever agree to such a settlement in the first place.

 

[Zeroman]

Reminder that no one on the show knew about this until Anthony repeatedly brought it up. They were in the middle of doing the WBAB roast and goofing on each other. When out of nowhere Anthony says "Hey everyone....when I was a little kid my father used to make me shower with him and stand near his penis". For no reason. He just brings it up out of nowhere like a complete retard.

He did the same with the "wearing mommy's shoes" bit. Where he just blurts out personal details of his life on air without thinking about how everyone will react. It was the same for his odd explanations of faking blowing loads in women. Why he didn't want his personal sex life revealed in divorce court. Or stuff like him "accidentally" watching lots of gay porn then laughing at "guys railing each other".

The time when AntH blurted out the story of when he was young, he fantasized about having a woman who was literally a couple of inches tall inside his mouth. One of the weirdest fucking things I’ve ever heard.

 

[Brother JoeBo Kurlan]

having a woman who was literally a couple of inches tall inside his mouth.

Tall, long... what's the difference?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

's personal life is such a scandalous mess that marrying his older brother's ex gets glossed over.

Did the Destroyer ever address that back in the day or did he LEAVE IT ALONE?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Is cute north African for punchable?